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Brikings 

A series of male queefs, consisting of a rapid-fire brisk expulsion of penile flatulence. There is occasional drippage associated with this disorder.
1. "I went to make my mead, but the next thing I knew I had brikings in my shorts."
2. "I kept yelling over my wife until she handed me a fistful of my brikings medications."
3. "I don't drink commercial mead with sorbate because the flavor causes me a fit of the brikings."
Brikings by brianized2 July 15, 2021
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Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"
Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

bringing the midpack to the function 

To bring poor quality weed to the party/event.
Typical Weasleys bringing the midpack to the function,” - Malfoy

Breaking the Fourth Wall 

"The fourth wall" is an expression stemming from the world of theater. In most modern theater design, a room will consist of three physical walls, as well as a an imaginary fourth that serves to separate the world of the characters from that of the audience.

In fiction, "breaking the fourth wall" often means having a character become aware of their fictional nature. This can range from your character advising you to "Press X" in a tutorial all the way to Psycho Mantis reading your memory card and mentioning the other games you've been playing. However, the most direct violation of the fourth wall would be a character openly acknowledging they are in a video game or even directly speaking to you, the player, instead of to your character.
(Jak 3:)

Monk: This isn't a game!
-Jak and Daxter look toward the player with confused expressions-

(Dragon Age 2:)

Ghyslain (when a quest from him is available:) Does no one see this exclamation mark above my head?

(Other:)

Man: Have you ever wondered why everything we do is controlled by-

Dog: Stop! Breaking the fourth wall is a bad idea!

Breaking the Seal 

Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
'I broke the seal in the Flapper and Firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me"

breaking my balls 

when someone is giving you a really hard time.
breaking my balls by fakemonster August 24, 2005

bianking 

Neglecting important tasks and/or assignments by socializing with friends
She didnt do the homework, she was too busy bianking
bianking by Zerminator May 14, 2011