A bread box is the sexual act of shoving a rolled up slice of natural home-made bread inside your partners vagina, allowing her juices to soak into the bread, while at the same time jerking the bread back and forth to pleasure her, then pulling out the bread and eating it.

I built a time machine, then went back in time and gave Marylin Monroe a bread box.

Bread Box by LuigiXmission.420 September 20, 2010

Bread Box

A box you put bread in to stop it molding and becoming stale. Usually made of clear plastic.

Put the bread in the bread box after you finish cutting it.

Bread Box by OldBucketOfNachos October 1, 2017

bread box

While having sex you purposely slip out of the vagina into the rectum. After you are inside the rectum you quickly pull out and re-insert yourself into the vagina causing a soon to come yeast infection.

During break up sex with my girlfriend I bread boxed her

bread box by T-Ben June 25, 2009

Bread Box

A vagina used that is commonly used.

wow, close your legs! Your breadbox smells!

Bread Box by Ali July 18, 2004

Bread Box

Slang for "yeast infection".

I haven't had sex with my girl in over a week. She has a wicked case of bread box.

Bread Box by ibs2pid March 12, 2014

white-bread-box

1. A typing of Caucasians as individuals not qualified to dance well, jump high, sing soulfully, or generally relate to the human experience of anyone not Caucasian.

2. A racist device used to perpetuate the above type of Caucasians.

Hank: Poor Jimmy's havin' a heck of a time getting that Breakdancing scholarship...
Hal: He just can't seem to break out of that white-bread-box.

white-bread-box by Moco Loco 84 February 11, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026