10 definitions by LuigiXmission.420
I have to go to school? Fuck you dude, that is a fail idea.
Public education is a failed system.
If my teacher fails me, I will gladly insert myself into her anus.
Public education is a failed system.
If my teacher fails me, I will gladly insert myself into her anus.
by LuigiXmission.420 October 28, 2010
A poorly funded attempt at education, planned out by the government. First, every student there is an ass. Generally inconsiderate, make really gay-as-shit jokes, and pretend to get high off of blunts wrapped from post-it notes. Second, the classic beast, homework. This shit is almost undefinable, it has no weaknesses, and you *have* to do it, or else, as the "teachers" say, you're fucked. Third, the girls. These are the ones that add drama to bullshit, reward each other for shit they didn't do, make too much fucking noise, sing shitty songs nobody listens to, and always say, "It's cold in here!". Fuck you.
Some little side notes, the dog shit food they feed you, sucks ass, unless you bring you're own lunch, but that sucks ass too. And in science class, they make you do some really tardass experiments, like filling a cup with water, putting that yeast shit in there, and lighting a match over it to see if it will burn. GAY.
Some little side notes, the dog shit food they feed you, sucks ass, unless you bring you're own lunch, but that sucks ass too. And in science class, they make you do some really tardass experiments, like filling a cup with water, putting that yeast shit in there, and lighting a match over it to see if it will burn. GAY.
Girl: Man, it is like, freezing in here!
Another girl: Yah I know, right, it's freezing in here!
Me: (Climbs on top of school and pours gasoline down the air duct, then throwing a lit match on it.)
Girl: What's that smell?
BOOM!
Me: Ain't cold anymore, is it dipshit?
God I hate school.
Another girl: Yah I know, right, it's freezing in here!
Me: (Climbs on top of school and pours gasoline down the air duct, then throwing a lit match on it.)
Girl: What's that smell?
BOOM!
Me: Ain't cold anymore, is it dipshit?
God I hate school.
by LuigiXmission.420 October 16, 2010
Not exactly suburban, yet not exactly rural. An example of a sub-suburban area is like there are houses every 300 feet, corn fields, one farm, wide horse pastures, prairies, one Walmart, a couple of paved roads, possibly a highway, two or three schools, and a McDonald's. All within an area of at least 100 square miles.
John: God dammit, I live in a suburban area.
Kate: I live in a sub-suburban area!
John: Oh sweet, lets fuck and raise enough children to fill up an entire school bus!
Kate: Fuck yeah, and give me a beer as long as your at it!
John: Here you go, and happy 18th birthday sis!
Kate: Thanks daddy!
Kate: I live in a sub-suburban area!
John: Oh sweet, lets fuck and raise enough children to fill up an entire school bus!
Kate: Fuck yeah, and give me a beer as long as your at it!
John: Here you go, and happy 18th birthday sis!
Kate: Thanks daddy!
by LuigiXmission.420 September 23, 2010
The best years of your life, not your teenager years, wtf is that? It is a time when you have no real homework, your games are your life, your bedroom is your secret hideout, stress is non-existent, and the world is fluid-like.
When I was 6 I was king of childhood. I rode on my air gorilla in the wavy grass in the sunlight each noon. I used to ride on my grandpa's tractor to the farmer's market, where everyone was bright, kind, and innocent. Now, I'm 13, and it's shit. My house sucks, my bed sucks, my school sucks, my friends are cunts, all because I'm not 4 years old anymore.
by LuigiXmission.420 September 20, 2010
Happens when at least two or more people sit down after a long day and take a toke, they see an illusion of words inside the swirls of each other's exhaled smoke cloud, as they resemble speech bubbles, so only the stoners in that group understand the conversation.
by LuigiXmission.420 October 20, 2010
When there is a hobo sitting on the end cap of the parking lot, you are so fascinated by how poor he is you forget to put on the brakes and your front wheel ruins his testicles.
Me: Hey Travis, you know the hobo sitting in Taco Bell's parking lot?
Travis: Yes.........
Me: I totally Ball Parked that dude!
Travis: Yes.........
Me: I totally Ball Parked that dude!
by LuigiXmission.420 September 5, 2010
Humans are actually technologically advanced teletubbies from the future, brought here by time travelers. We have lost the antennas on our heads due to the development of the DVD and television OUTSIDE of our body. We have also gained higher intelligence, deeper voices and better speech quality through Rosetta-Stone, brought to the teletubbies time by Marty McFly. Teletubbies come from a place latter known as teletubbyland. Teletubbyland land is a very green, lush, and thriving country, currently known as Afghanistan.
Marty McFly: Hey Tubby, I'm your distant relative, I'm one of the humans!
Teletubby: Uh, Gah-durrr, Tubby custard!
Doc Brown: Do you wanna light this teletubby on fire?
McFly: Yes. *Pours gasoline on teletubby*
Teletubby: Ooooooh, it feels tinglay!
BOOOOOF!
Teletubby: Uh, Gah-durrr, Tubby custard!
Doc Brown: Do you wanna light this teletubby on fire?
McFly: Yes. *Pours gasoline on teletubby*
Teletubby: Ooooooh, it feels tinglay!
BOOOOOF!
by LuigiXmission.420 September 20, 2010