Bonekit 

A stand-in for a penis; i.e. a dildo.

"my man's not here, so I'm bustin' out the bonekit."

Bonekit by godemiche December 28, 2009

Boneitis

A funny name for a horrible disease. That Guy’s only regret was not to find a cure for it.

“My only regret is that I have Boneitis!”

Boneitis by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Boneritis 

A severe case of the boners.

Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.

Boneritis by Ninjasurfer July 21, 2007

Bonerito 

A sexual act where your penis is wrapped into a corn or flour tortilla and inserted into your partners accepting mouth. (Optional condiments include Truffle Butter and or ketchup.)

A bonerito is when your partner is in the mood for Mexican food and you just want to get off.

Bonerito by Bonerito March 29, 2015

Bonekiller 

A word used to describe anything that turns someone off sexually.

"We were just about to make mad monkey sex until she let loose the nastiest fart I've ever smelled... Instant bonekiller."

Bonekiller by Coreytheman111 February 6, 2012

Sand Boneritis 

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.

Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

Sand Boneritis by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018

boneritis 

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.

I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.

boneritis by dk? May 28, 2005