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Knocked it up a notch

When someone lists reasons why they hate you, then change the running order. For example, move reason #3 to reason #1.
Bender: So it's settled! Elzar will teach me to cook.
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!
by Lugs-o October 19, 2004
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Switzerland

A country that is small and neutral.
“The Swiss are small and neutral.”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
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That Guy

Anonymous co-worker in your organisation. Possibly frozen in time from the 1980s and the toast of Wall Street. He’ll be ready to sleaze his way to the top, 80s style! He knows about business and has a tie. Also went to a lot of coke parties. The secret to his success is all about appearances. Outside of the office he goes back to the farm, shifts some paradigms and revolutionises outside the box. Liked the Safety Dance and died from Boneitis.
“Who shall we pick to be our new CEO?”
“I nominate That Guy!”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
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Dead. Or Sick. I forget.

Used on a messageboard when someone asks where a particular poster is, after an absence from the forum.

Origin is from a line Krusty speaks on The Simpsons when Bart Simpson asks him where is Sideshow Mel.
Metalhammer User 1: What happened to Vim Fuego?
Metalhammer User 2: Dead. Or sick. I forget.
by Lugs-o October 16, 2004
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Safety Dance

A hit song in 80s and the favourite dance of That Guy. It wasn’t as safe as they said it was.
Safety Dance time – dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dundun!”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
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Boneitis

A funny name for a horrible disease. That Guy’s only regret was not to find a cure for it.
My only regret is that I have Boneitis!”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
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Hammer Time

“OK, we've got the hot tub hot, the wine cooler's cool. It's Hammer time!”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
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