Knocked it up a notch

When someone lists reasons why they hate you, then change the running order. For example, move reason #3 to reason #1.

Bender: So it's settled! Elzar will teach me to cook.
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

Spackers Say No

A fictional TV show that causes much ammusement in the playground.

Kid 1 - Did you watch Spackers Say No last night?
Kid 2 - No.
Kid 1 - Hahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!! You spacker!

by Lugs-o July 30, 2005

Evo

The Metalhammer midget.

Uses the catflap to get in his house after a night out in Tipton.

He was short, but not as short as Evo.

by Lugs-o October 5, 2004

Dead. Or Sick. I forget.

Used on a messageboard when someone asks where a particular poster is, after an absence from the forum.

Origin is from a line Krusty speaks on The Simpsons when Bart Simpson asks him where is Sideshow Mel.

Metalhammer User 1: What happened to Vim Fuego?
Metalhammer User 2: Dead. Or sick. I forget.

by Lugs-o October 16, 2004

Safety Dance

A hit song in 80s and the favourite dance of That Guy. It wasn’t as safe as they said it was.

“Safety Dance time – dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dundun!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Boneitis

A funny name for a horrible disease. That Guy’s only regret was not to find a cure for it.

“My only regret is that I have Boneitis!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

udiyf

Accronynm for Urban Dictionary is your friend. Similar to GIYF but for Urban Dictionary

Unsure what the latest word means? Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Hence UDIYF.

by Lugs-o June 27, 2005