Lugs-o's definitions

Blank

Execu-speak for a Reganaut.

Example 1: “Don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.”
Example 2: “Blank? Blank?! You’re not looking at the big picture!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Knocked it up a notch

When someone lists reasons why they hate you, then change the running order. For example, move reason #3 to reason #1.

Bender: So it's settled! Elzar will teach me to cook.
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

Evo

The Metalhammer midget.

Uses the catflap to get in his house after a night out in Tipton.

He was short, but not as short as Evo.

by Lugs-o October 5, 2004

BAM!!

Adds to the phrase knock it up a notch. Added to the end of the sentence to give it an extra kick.

Elzar (to Bender: "I knocked it up a notch. BAM!!

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

Lughole

Slang for ear(s). Derived from Cockney Rhyming slang from Toby Jugs (lugs).

Come back 'ere you cheeky whippersnapper, so I can give you a clep round your lughole!

by Lugs-o September 30, 2004

Safety Dance

A hit song in 80s and the favourite dance of That Guy. It wasn’t as safe as they said it was.

“Safety Dance time – dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dundun!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Boneitis

A funny name for a horrible disease. That Guy’s only regret was not to find a cure for it.

“My only regret is that I have Boneitis!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004