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oinking and bonking 

Wonda Wonderpig was oinking and bonking the boys in the van.
oinking and bonking by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017
When a man ejaculates on a females face and she receives some ejaculate in the eye.
Damn girl....I just gave you a blinkie!
Blinkie by Benny Black December 19, 2005
the Mojo that gives you the power to live in the moment.

the essence of possitivity, love, trust and self-confidence

It gives the carrier 100% positive attitude, courage, enthusiasm and courage but most importantly the power to change the world.
its a boinkle
Its a what?
its a boinkle!
OH, its a boinkle!!

yoinky boinky 

a yoinky boinky is a member of the yoinky boinks. another type of yoinky boinky is a scrunkly squished out cat (usually a black cat)
you : “woah dude are you apart of the yoinky boinks?”

mom : “hell yeah broski!”

wowzers dude look at this yoinky boinky cat!”
yoinky boinky by sunsetklee November 26, 2021
Someone who has major sex appeal. You know you wanna tap them.
"Doesn't Brandon look Boinkable today?"
boinkable by Sexxymommas May 9, 2005