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dirty bobsled
shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.
I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.
dirty bobsled by mr. voldemort December 30, 2010
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Siberian Bobsled
When a man has sex with a woman at the top of a stairway "doggy style," he has her facing the stairs and holding onto the top step. When about to about to come to climax, the man kicks out the woman's arms out from under her and rides her down the stairs bobsled style. The vibrations from the stairs cause an unparalleled orgasmic experience.
Warning: this sex act may cause damage to said woman's face.
Warning: this sex act may cause damage to said woman's face.
Bill: I rode Kathy down the stairs last night Siberian bobsled style.
John: You probably won't need sex for another month
Fred: good thing Kathy's face was already busted, it would have been a shame to do that to Amy
John: You probably won't need sex for another month
Fred: good thing Kathy's face was already busted, it would have been a shame to do that to Amy
Siberian Bobsled by febuaryX July 4, 2009
Jamaican Bobsled
4 guys in line. Guy in the back of the line inserts a buttplug into his own ass and his thumb into the ass of the guy in front of him whilst masturbating. That guy does the same to the gentleman in front of him, and so on down the line. The guy in front of the line is in charge of the speed and tenacity of the group. He may also call out cadences. "Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme. Let's all get off, it's bobsled time!"
Me and the fellas at work got bored and tried the Jamaican Bobsled in the conference room. A real team building experience.
Jamaican Bobsled by Sanka Coffie November 8, 2019
Slovakian Bobsled
The act of inserting ones johnson into the vagina,while forcing her onto her back in order to ride her down a staircase, hence the bobsled.
Bob- Dude did you notice those marks on your staircase
Jeffey- Yeah whats up with that?
Bob- Me and your mom tried the slovakian bobsled last night, shit got out of hand
Jeffey- Dammit dude again?
Jeffey- Yeah whats up with that?
Bob- Me and your mom tried the slovakian bobsled last night, shit got out of hand
Jeffey- Dammit dude again?
Slovakian Bobsled by The Ape Raper January 27, 2013
Russian Bobsled
A sexual act in where a man is engaging a woman doggy style next to a flight of stairs and then pushes her down the stairs and rides her the whole way.
Bob:Hey man, what did you do last night?
John:Oh nothing much, i just pulled the Russian Bobsled on Jen.
Bob:Nice, hopefully it didn't bruise her knees too bad.
John:Oh nothing much, i just pulled the Russian Bobsled on Jen.
Bob:Nice, hopefully it didn't bruise her knees too bad.
Russian Bobsled by Danish_boy7 November 6, 2008
back-alley bobsled
back-alley bobsled by ahrnygoose September 24, 2010
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