Batteh
Batteh by fingerpaintedsmile November 28, 2011
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Build Back Batter
The act of withdrawing the penis during doggy-style sex at orgasm, and pointing the head of the cock above the buttocks and building a puddle of ejaculate (baby batter) on the small of the partner’s back.
After a few minutes of my stimulus package from behind, Alexandria hysterically lobbied me to pull out and Build Back Batter (BBB) on her tramp stamp.
Build Back Batter by Panama Pucker December 22, 2021
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Batteh • battery • battery acid • batter • battered • Battering Ram • Batter Up • Battery Pack • batte • batted
the batterfly effect
n. 1. The effect of eating a bat in China and that leading to a global pandemic. See also: coronavirus cause.
Due to the batterfly effect, I'm in quarantine for two weeks, all alone.
Yeah, some dude eats a bat, and now I have to spend time with my husband. Ugh!
Yeah, some dude eats a bat, and now I have to spend time with my husband. Ugh!
the batterfly effect by picc285 March 24, 2020
author is open to hearing about dead batteries
an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
batterwitch
Word used by John Egbert in the webcomic Homestuck (written by Andrew Hussie).
Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.
Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.
John: THE HEINOUS BATTERWITCH HAS HER GNARLED CLAWS IN EVERYTHING.
What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??
How does this make sense???
Why????
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????
What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??
How does this make sense???
Why????
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????
batterwitch by homestuckderp August 30, 2013
Phantom Batter
To masturbate or "whack off", whilst wearing a balaclava in the same room as your mate while he has sex with a girl. Often the "Phantom Batter" is hidden under a desk, under the bed or behind the curtains. Ultimately, the "Batter" needs to be hidden, all lights off and making sure to be very careful about how much noise he makes whilst rubbing one out.
By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.
By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.
Trev: "Michael was a Phantom Batter last night while i was giving it to Susan !"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"
Phantom Batter by Narll1 November 1, 2010
Shoot the Batter
When a guy squirts a load of semen, also known as baby batter, he is shooting the batter or has shot the batter.
Shoot the Batter by Boner D February 1, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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