18 definitions by picc285

1. n. A weak knee of poor construction that is resigned to destroying itself in a glorious fashion.
Derrick Rose has kamakazknees.
by picc285 May 10, 2019
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1. n. The spectrum below or beneath the autism spectrum.
2. n. Foolish or socially inappropriate behavior.
Did you see Rick at my cousin's wedding?

Yeah, he was eating the flowers out of the center pieces.

That was totally on the sub spectrum. What's wrong with that guy?
by picc285 May 2, 2019
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1. n. A very very stupid student.
He's 21-years-old and still in high school? What a studunce.
by picc285 April 26, 2019
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n. The 10,000 dollar reward given for reporting a an illegal abortion in Texas.
See also, 'mind your own business' and 'this is insane' and 'fuck Texas's.
Bob collected a Texas bounty, the other day. That the baby was his and he wanted nothing to do with it or its mother is besides the point. Ten grand for not wearing a condom. We are truly living in the dumbest timeline.
by picc285 September 3, 2021
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1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.
Dude, I was wasted last night.

Me too.

No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.

Yeah, believe me, I know.

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by picc285 May 31, 2019
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1. n. A very old set of breasts.
2. n. An old set of breasts that are still precious because of well earned fame or appreciation.
Raquel Welch has a fine set of antiquititties.
by picc285 April 13, 2019
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1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.
The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.
by picc285 July 6, 2019
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