Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.
I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered.
by jayseebee July 13, 2004
10 Words related to battered
To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.
I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!
by Kristian Aitken July 02, 2003
When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.
That was so good shit, it really battered me.
by kippo May 23, 2003
Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.
Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar
by Carnophage December 15, 2004
being very very extremely drunk
- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?
by selmabouvier December 18, 2003
To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned. Often used with served.
Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!

Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!

Guy 3: *angryface*
by Karlsberg July 10, 2008

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