Bashanked

When the act of masturbation becomes incredibly painful, and a stabbing sensation is established.
Often a result of a healthy cocktail of STI's.

a) "It hurts when i bash the pope around"

"Your a bashanker"

"lol"

b) "have you ever bashanked"

"piss off dad"

Bashanked by flashkapOw July 10, 2009

Basharted

When you both barf and shart at the same time.

David was feeling a little sick and basharted.

Basharted by David986259 December 29, 2008

bashank 

Something that is totally crap or someone who is acting stupid.

That movie was totally bashank.
Sarah is being bashank today, don't bother even calling her.

bashank by nonya11 April 26, 2009

bajankedy 

(adjective) all jacked up; held in low social regard; completely anarchistic in structure; refers almost exclusively to situations, but is gaining usage as a substitute for janky. Never used when referring to animate objects (living things).

Our plane landed right on time, but our baggage was 2 hrs late due to some lazy workers on the chute. Dee-girl was pissed at how bajankedy things were.

Listen here, haole! I ain't getting on that Bajankedy boat. Mahalo bra.

bajankedy by r8 November 18, 2007

bagshanked 

To be raped

Hey bubbles is it just me or is Ricky acting weird ? What do you mean. Well he just got out of prison and people there are stronger younger and crazier. What are you saying? Rick might have been bagshanked

bagshanked by Icewollowalotofcome August 6, 2021

bajanked 

busted; totally whack

That girl's hair looks totally bajanked with that weave!

bajanked by Fishstixsushi September 20, 2009

Bashane

Bashane

The best girl you’ll ever meet. She is the most amazing person to have in your life. She’s very honest and straight forward. She loves her daughter, friends and family. She’s loyal and faithful. Once you get to know Bashane, you will adore and love her. She is an amazing, funny, outgoing and GORGEOUS person and the list goes on and on about how wonderul and great she is. She isn't fake. If she doesn't like you, she doesn't like you and she won't be fake to you or talk about you, unless you have something to say. But when she likes you, she loves and gives all of the respect you deserve.

"Bashane told me that she loves me.”

“Bashane spoke to me today.”

Bashane by Angelsweet January 18, 2019