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andre agassi 

Andre Agassi is a former professional tennis player and World No. 1 from the United States. He won eight Grand Slam singles titles and is one of only five players to have won all four Grand Slam singles events during his career. Agassi is the only player in the open era to have won every Grand Slam singles title, the Masters, the Davis Cup, and an Olympic gold medal.

On June 24, 2006, Agassi announced he would retire from tennis after the 2006 U.S. Open, bringing an end to his 20 year professional tennis career. On Sunday, September 3, 2006, he played his final match, losing to Benjamin Becker in four sets in the third round of the US Open.
andre agassi was one of the greatest tennis players to walk the planet..
andre agassi by sheldonn September 5, 2006

antasshole 

A theoretical over the counter medicine that relieves all symptoms of being an asshole. Moodiness, bitchiness, smugness, self righteousness, and arrogance all gone.

In theory the only permanent solution would require cyanide as the active ingredient.
Temporary solutions might include Thorazine, ACID, crack cocaine, or Valium as an active ingredient.

Extra strength antasshole recommended for bosses, politicians, women on their period, and other insufferable parasites.
Please take an antasshole and don't bother calling me in the morning, asshole.
antasshole by Poyfect September 9, 2018
the opposite of an orgasm; a feeling of extreme displeasure
Shaun was so stressed out about Todd's new urban dictionary words that he had an angasm.
angasm by Todd Lower September 15, 2004

Assyndromaliptic Anassytus 

astounding ability to ingest food from the butt..
Warning: Assyndromaliptic Anassytus is limited but not preventable to those who take a high dosage of Imodium.
The peak of moral depression, characterized by strong feelings of displeasure and by a series of involuntary outcries and/or squeals.
Quite frankly the opposite of an orgasm.
Noah had an angasm yesturday after making an introspection of his love life.
Angasm by Comrade Karl September 25, 2005
A bad bitch, she loves hard but don’t take advantage of her she plays that game well . Bold and Confident at times, not scared to say what’s on her mind a good fighter and can pull through any situation.
Have you seen anassa ? She is a bad bitch period !
Anassa by Daayoungin November 6, 2019
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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