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Russell Coight 

A beloved Aussie icon who represents what it means to be a true blue Aussie. He regualrly fucks things up attempting to perefect the art of Australian bushcraft.
Russell Coight Quotes:

"Captain Cooks fleet could well of met a watery grave or even drowned"

"Meanwhile on the ground a mob of emus can be seen grazing....
Emus tend to travel in pairs or sometimes alone or in groups, and feed mainly at night or during the day"

"I gained most of my vast knowledge of the outback from my father Russell Coight Snr, who taught me everything I know before he died from a combination of a self-inflicted axe wound, sunstroke, and snake-bite."

"Out here, survival is the name of the game. Only it's not a game; it's deadly serious."

"Some of the animals are nocturnal, so the best time to see them is at night. Only you can't see them, because it's dark."

" Feel's good to be on the road again, feels like a drug, not an illegal drug a good drug, not that drugs are good there bad, this drug is a driving drug, not a speed one*pauses*, I'm on a natural high..."
Russell Coight by Russ26456875467 October 18, 2012
Related Words
Cight Crighton Clighten Clighter coight Cright Chight Chighter Cieht CIGAT

cigatron 

n (cig-a-tron): A colloquial description for a cigarette originally from Irvine.
A: Lawton, Larry and Alan wanted to burn some cigatrons with me after school. I told them no. I don't smoke.
B: It is September the 4th, I think I will activate my cigatron.
C: You're not a player, put that cigatron out.
cigatron by superweeniewoman September 5, 2009
Sphincter or bowel-valve
The cat's coight winked enticingly at me in the pale glow of my cigarette.
coight by RAFFO November 2, 2003
Bob would have been more prepared for the ol' finger-up-the-coight trick if Sarah had given him a rim job first, or at least gone the grout.
coight by dero-licked December 16, 2004
A word used to describe a cigarette. Usually used by younger adults, specifically teens who are not old enough to buy cigarettes.
Mane you got any cigtigs?
Naa i just smoked my last one.
CigTig by rahern July 7, 2010

Crighton 

To have a very small or insignificant penile region, but it's okay because you are very smart and the ladies are just too dumb to recognize a keeper, and would rather go out with jocks who don't care about them.
Maxima: I think imma pop a crighton.
Kylent: Uh..oh, your head is growing by a factor of 4.