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8 definitions by dero-licked

 
1.
verb - to voluntarily expunge a turd on the basis being scared shitless.
George was packing darkies when he passed out on the couch and awoke with a franga hanging from his coight.
by dero-licked December 19, 2004
 
2.
noun - anal sphincter
Bob would have been more prepared for the ol' finger-up-the-coight trick if Sarah had given him a rim job first, or at least gone the grout.
by dero-licked December 16, 2004
 
3.
noun - cum, of the male or female variety.
Although my love honey was as chunky as mum's beef hotpot when I spoofed, it thinned out from the heat of ass and started to trickle down her taint.
by dero-licked December 16, 2004
 
4.
noun - thousands of dollars.

Originates from:
one thousand = one grand = one G = one gorilla.
Dane dropped two gorillas on that high class hooker last month and it turns out that she was a tranny with siphilis - what a cack.
by dero-licked December 16, 2004
 
5.
verb - to tinker with one's sphincter, but only with one finger.
Jane's tongue lapped at Dave's gooch while she tentative tested the brown waters by slowly grouting his coight.
by dero-licked December 16, 2004
 
6.
noun. clitoris, particularly during the act of giving cunnilingus; budgie's tongue
She had so much cheese on her taco that I had to use both hands to pull open her beef curtains, just so I could fiddle with her tongue punchbag.
by dero-licked December 16, 2004
 
7.
1. noun - a woman that looks like she has been chopped up more often than the lettuce in a Big Mac
2. noun - a girl that needs to eat salad to lose some kegs; a fat chick
1. I'd admit that I slipped one up her if she wasn't such a salad.
2. That salad looks like she's got more rolls than the village bakery.
by dero-licked December 16, 2004