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1. Bowel Movement
bowel movement means doing someones mum up the backside the she shits on your chest
Me - I did Bowel Movements with your mum last night

Liam- Really?!

Me - Yeah! she shat on my chest :O ^^ XD
2. Bowel Ripper
Heavy cargo coming through!

In other words: A fecal matter that provides an absolutele feeling of relief, but takes you on your last journey due to complete obliteration of your asshole. terally speaking, the biggest sacrifice one can ever make. Even though it is said that the dead do not feel pain, one that has encountered a Bowel Ripper should still avoid sitting in the boat crossing the river Styx.

Also known as one kind of "Catharsis" in certain unspeakable circles.
Hold my hand, Jean! Even if this Bowel Ripper will be my undoing, our love can never be torn apart like my bleeding asshole.
3. Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome
Also known as IBMS. A condition affecting many people but widely undiscussed. It creates a sensation of tingling and bloating in the gastrointestinal tract, which then leads to spontaneous bowel movements of which the affected has no control. The bowel movements can vary whether they are consisted of urine, stool or both and they can also vary in quantity.
-I heard you crapped your pants the other day during your presentation.
-It's not my fault, I can't help it...
-How come?
-I don't like to talk about it.
-C'mon, you can let me know, we're best buds!
-Well, okay.....I have Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome
-Oh, IBMS.
-How do you know about it?
-My mum's had it for a few years, so I know how you feel.
4. bowel concern
When one has a deep, profound concern over the the bowel habits of another individual.

Referenced from the show Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Larry David: Okay, listen, it's none of her business...

Richard Lewis: She has bowel concern for you, and I do too.

Larry David: I don't need her bowel concern!
5. Bowel Roulette
Eating from street vendor carts or establishments with sub-standard health code ratings, where the safety of your stomach and bowels is questionable, at best.

(It is important to note that many people are willing to play bowel roulette because the high from the taste of the food usually outweighs the risk.)
Ryan and I are going to play some bowel roulette today over at Rosa Gigante's Taco Treats.
6. bowel growl
a bowel growl is when you hold in a stanker (fart) and it makes a farting noise, it's stuck inbetwixt the vortex of a fart and a dump. therefore it is a fart inside your unheavinly bowels.
"WOW SKILL I DID A MAJOR BOWEL GROWL IN CLASS TODAY AND THERE WAS NO ANAL SEEPAGE!"
7. bowel growl
a bowel growl is when you hold in a stanker (fart) and it makes a farting noise, it's stuck inbetwixt the vortex of a fart and a dump. therefore it is a fart inside your unheavinly bowels.
"WOW SKILL I DID A MAJOR BOWEL GROWL IN CLASS TODAY AND THERE WAS NO ANAL SEEPAGE!"
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