computerror 

B movies in the early 90s, when computers and the internet first debuted, the portrayal of cyberterrorists using computers to do ruin lives and take over the world.

"Man, that evil villain sure is bringing the computerror!" Tulip told Jesse.

computerror by Tulip O'Hare August 20, 2007

Commuter Whore 

This person can range from your dearest family member or most random friend who calls from their mobile during their commute to share the events of their day, hoping that you will validate their existence until they pull up into their driveway. Then click. You either are one, or have been subjected to one. abbrev version: Com Ho

(mobile rings). It's 5:15, I'm at my most busiest point in the day...it has to be Commuter Whore stuck on I-whatever-5 again. so not picking up.

Commuter Whore by JGifromtheblock March 12, 2010

mdg computers 

MDG (acronym) = My Data's Gone

A garbage computer manufacturer in Canada that sells computers made from parts that fell on the floor from a real manufacturer's shop. Their alledged "customer service" and "technical support" is far from helpful. And their sales reps only knowledge is how to juggle numbers around to make the consumer think they are getting a deal when they're really not.

I bought a computer at MDG Computers and the harddrive crashed. MY DATA'S GONE!

I called MDG Tech Support for assistance and they put me on hold for 15 minutes because they were too stupid to know the answer.

mdg computers by Canadavey December 30, 2006

commutercise 

The act of using exercise as a method of transportation. ie. running to school or biking to work.

person 1: How are you getting to work?

person 2: I am going to commutercise to get a workout, to save money on gas and help the environment.

commutercise by hamovic March 10, 2010

computard 

One who is unable to use a computer, or more commonly one who is rubbish at the internet. Portmanteau of computer and retard.

quoteSPOILER ALERT: color;whiteat the end, he turns out to be his father/coler/quote

You computard.

computard by SelfControl November 13, 2004

Cumputer 

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

Cumputer by Rofflez March 28, 2009

computerus 

Strategically placing an overheated laptop over one's uterus to ease menstrual cramps.

It's that time of the month, so me and my old Mac are having some computerus time in bed.

computerus by Emmerbembu November 4, 2013