computer monitor

when you whip your girl with ethernet cables then bust a nut on said cables

A: I ran a computer monitor on my girlfriend yesterday.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.

by fishgaming May 10, 2023

Broken Computer

Your worst nightmare

WARNING! If you ever see your Broken Computer you may have these side effects:
Heart Attack
Traumatization

by SomeRandomGuy345 June 7, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Computer Cut

A computer cut is when the edges of a computer or other electronic device(s) thin edges harm a living being. Similar to a paper cut

What happened to your leg? I fell and got another computer cut.

by Seattlespy May 31, 2022

computer desk

Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.

"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."

by Geekbiatch420 June 15, 2017

Computic

(Noun) A term related to a computer or computer-like device (including mobile and console devices).

(Adjective) Pertaining to or resembling a computer or computer-like device (including mobile and console devices).

Noun: He has a lot of experience with computic devices!

Adjective: Woah! That wallpaper makes your room look so computic.

by AvatarKage August 31, 2024