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Computicating

When a guy and girl that are in a relationship only talk throught the computer (aim,msn,etc) and through texting. Without actual verbal contact like the phone and especialy in person. This usually shows you a really bad relationship with two prudes. And the guy probably has no balls to talk to her. Relationships should never be like this and are doomed from day 1.
Joe: my new girlfriend is so hot
Max: have you ever even talked to her?
joe:....no
Max: nice computicating.
by rockafelllaaaaa March 24, 2009
mugGet the Computicatingmug.

computer

a computer is a computer, deal with it
how cool are computers

shut up computers are computers, deal with it
by seanthesean March 29, 2022
mugGet the computermug.

Computer teacher

Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep
Your computer teacher is under bed
by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022
mugGet the Computer teachermug.

Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024
mugGet the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Centermug.

computative

Apparently true because the computer says it is.
His online identity was entirely fabricated, yet irrefutably computative.
by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020
mugGet the computativemug.

computer

Wow! Jacob is not a computer!
by peanutbread123 July 29, 2022
mugGet the computermug.

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