An introductory greeting with romantic implications.

COMF = Cum On My Face

One who claims to be "into" politics because they're seen a few documentary movies. Existing on either side of the political compass and usually found on on-line forums.

One who is unable to use a computer, or more commonly one who is rubbish at the internet. Portmanteau of computer and retard.

Cool. Cool -> Kewl -> Kewl-Aid

kewlade just looks better on the screen, easier to type etc. generally denotes a lazy response to some long-winded explanation of how life is wonderful when all you've done all day is sit around scratching yourself.

From the American potable drink product Kool-Aid.

NOTE: rarely spoken.

needlessly exaggerated public displays of affection. usually a sign that your partner knows your mates hate him/her, but is trying to make it look like they don't care.