dead

an exclamation to be used when something humorous occurs, or one finds oneself in a humorous situation, but one is too cool to laugh.

"I thought hurricane season was over!"
"Yeah that's what I thought with my last husband!"
"I'm so dead."

by harricane February 26, 2015

dead

word that means
1your not moving anymore,
2screwed,
3your just "there."

1:"whoah a dead guy
me:"holy crap... hes got 50 bucks in his pocket, score!"
er...
2:dude, your an hour late to pick up your chick? your so DEAD.
them:stfu..
3:man that stoner over there is lying like a dead guy

by drone248 April 26, 2008

dead

not alive but to exist with a big head that eats people particulary michaels

John: omg micheals gone.

Tiny: dead probly got to him.

John: oh well how was your day

by justin adona January 11, 2009

dead

Dead is the definition of Alaana of Syron when he tried to attack brian of terra1

Noob plus l33t defence = DEAD planet 9:7:1.

by orichalon June 3, 2004

dead dead

what happens when you die for the final time on a video game and have no more lives left

Dude did you get killed
yeh but im respawning...
dude did you just die again
yeh but now im dead dead i wont be back till next game

by gunslinger4u May 11, 2011

dead on

A term meaning something is extremely accurate, right on target. Hitting the mark. Correct, absolute.

You nailed that description dead on.

by monkiki April 3, 2005

Dead

1) The word you use when you find something hilarious.
2) Not physically alive.

Example 1:
*Person saying something funny*
Other person: Dead

Example 2:
Someone that isn't living anymore.

by fhk x3 May 12, 2017