1. having difficulty farting
2. faculty consisting of old farts
1. In a recent double-blind clinical study, those with farticulty had a higher rate of developing fartesy involving fartish later in life.
2. The members of the farticulty were selected on the basis of age, not fartitude.
strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in
Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President