11 definitions by Mr. U-be-U

Top Definition
to get a sense of schadenfreude from seeing someone shart or farshit him/herself in public
Bart had an overwhelming sense of shartenfreude when Ms. Crabapple farshitted herself in class
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
1. having difficulty farting
2. faculty consisting of old farts
1. In a recent double-blind clinical study, those with farticulty had a higher rate of developing fartesy involving fartish later in life.
2. The members of the farticulty were selected on the basis of age, not fartitude.
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in
Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
Unintentional escape of shit while passing gas. Typically occurs while trying to fart at early stage of diarrhea.
Man, I farshitted my pants again! sooo embarrasing...
by Mr. U-be-U May 19, 2008
sense of loss and emptiness felt after a farticularly satisfying fart that has been building up gradually over a long period of time
She never recovered from her post-fartum blues.
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.
The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.
by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008
A fantasy involving the act of farting
His fartesy included fartish and fartricide
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

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