TPS

When you are to drunk in a party and you throw up and piss and shit on yourself at once.
Dude, my Tio Juan totally TPS'd last night in the party.
by The Fuente January 01, 2012
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tps

Torsonic Polarity Syndrome

Causes people to have butts where their heads should be.
Dude look at the ass people! No dude, they have TPS.
by SatanSasquatch August 28, 2004
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Tp

Yo bro you fucked Samantha last night ?
Tp bro 💡
by Mr.Getstr88Ca$h November 19, 2017
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TPS

(Noun) The unique, definitive initialism of "The Phone Show." Read as "The Phone Show."This helpful acronym saves ten keystrokes when refering to Brad Carter's streaming show. Use in the context of "Phone Losers of America" and Cacti Radio.

Commonly misused to refer to the lesser known "Prank Show."

See Cacti Radio's website.
What time is TPS tonight? (Noun)
by tabachi June 14, 2011
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TPS

Tim Hortons Positioning System. Similiar to GPS.

Sixth sense every Canadian is born with, used to locate the nearest Tim Hortons.
Billie: "20 hours, no sleep, need CAFFEINE"

Bob:"Well turn left here, my TPS is going off"
by mathraptor September 09, 2009
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tps

1.
A Norwegian term short for "Tar da på sikt", wich means that you don't know if you wanna do/join whatever the other person are talking about.

2.

Often used when you dont wanna do something, but don't want so say no. A kind of excuse.
1.
Dennis: " Should we meet later?"

Jonas: " I think I have to work, im not sure, tps."

2.
Kokjen: " Wanna go with me to church today?"

Pavoboy: " Ehhhh... tps"
by Sut3kh June 27, 2009
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TPS

Territorial Pissing Syndrome.
Named for the Nirvana song Territorial Pissings in reference to the line 'just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you'
Charatarized by a full-blown case of paranoia with a slight possibility that someone might actually be out to get you.
Me: ...so i concluded that Major League Baseball was reading my 'bad thoughts' via satellite feed, from the microchip the aliens implanted in my neck!

Psychiatrist: Very interesting. A few miligrams haloperidol daily should cure that up. Has anything else been troubling you recently?

Me: Well, I'm pretty sure the religious nut next door is going through my trash trying to find evidence of satanic rituals and gauging my drinking habbits. And, recently, I've seen him stockpiling lighterfluid daily with his pick-up. At this point, I suspect he's planning on burning my house down with me in it.

Psychiatrist: Well, it's not entirely impossible, especially since you have 'Infant Sacrifice, Lord Beelzubub' tattooed on the back of your bald head. However, since you're a complete wackjob, I'm penciling it into your case file under TPS and uping you meds.

Me: Oh cool.
by p@r$e.on July 29, 2010
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