-1.'Man...my Internets down again, fucking TPG'
-2.'Whats wrong with my router?.. TPG lol'
-3.'I was just attacked by a TPG'
-4.'I would rather fuck a TPG than stay on hold with this one'
Friend: Whose Tpg?
Myself(response): Ya know, that ugly ass girl who looks like Todd Perry, but she's a girl... yea, at Apponequet Highschoo, she's obsessed with Hannibal, the bitch is fucked up.