by Ghastlyy July 13, 2023
Get the one take jaymug. 
I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.
by Dano69 November 14, 2006
Get the Taking old one eye to the optometristmug. by a slice of bread May 14, 2012
Get the Taking a quiet onemug. function: verb
1. To 'take a real one' is to have a bowel movement that is particularly forceful or emotionally necessary. The feelings that accompany 'taking a real one' are typically frustration, surprise, and/or anger. To 'take a real one' is to figuratively unload a pile of feces onto a situation which bears no other possible reaction. 'Taking a real one' also implies that you can't even mentally just imagine crapping on something, you are are so annoyed that it is literally forcing a big load of pants-pudding from your agitated lower intestine.
1. To 'take a real one' is to have a bowel movement that is particularly forceful or emotionally necessary. The feelings that accompany 'taking a real one' are typically frustration, surprise, and/or anger. To 'take a real one' is to figuratively unload a pile of feces onto a situation which bears no other possible reaction. 'Taking a real one' also implies that you can't even mentally just imagine crapping on something, you are are so annoyed that it is literally forcing a big load of pants-pudding from your agitated lower intestine.
1. I can't deal with this any more. I'm going to go take a real one.
2. Oh for the love of Pete! I just lost my entire thesis. Thanks a lot Microsoft Word! This makes me want to take a real one.
3. For the entire movie, all I could think about was taking a real one.
4. I'd prefer to take a real one rather than stay at this bar for another second.
2. Oh for the love of Pete! I just lost my entire thesis. Thanks a lot Microsoft Word! This makes me want to take a real one.
3. For the entire movie, all I could think about was taking a real one.
4. I'd prefer to take a real one rather than stay at this bar for another second.
by Alana Post October 05, 2005
Get the take a real onemug. Mac Dre made this name up for Jake Bunio, his very close friend and manager and recording engineer. Jake would record entire tracks in one take. They recorded countless songs including a ton that were never released all in one attempt.
by therealshtonkusher December 01, 2021
Get the One Take Jakemug. While visiting a friend or relative or even attending a party, one elects to use the most accessible bathroom possible and completely decimate and destroy it with a monster dump. This is usually followed by a response of "Thanks man," "Comon," "Asshole, " or "Way to Fucking Go!"
by Maunas December 21, 2008
Get the take a huge onemug.