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1.
Someone who has been newly initiated into the "Crips" gang.
D'bo just got initiated into the Crips. Let's get buck n' crunk to dat funky c-walk in celebration to his being crippled.

Q: Why's the sky blue?
A: 'Cause the Earth B crippled cuz!
by Ballz-Loc April 25, 2007
 
2.
being so high that you can not feel your legs or other partsof your body
The other day we ripped the bong so hard we were fuckin crippled
by Tommy Lyons March 25, 2007
 
3.
Being extremely drunk or high.
I'm getting crippled tonight!
by r-word April 01, 2009
 
4.
the feeling in ones body after a night of intense and repetitive sex after refraining from sexual encounters for a period of time.
whatever, I'm glad my girlfriend turned out to be a lesbian because last night I got crippled by this bartender with Lisa Loeb glasses. *high fives*
by bobby cocks January 24, 2011
 
5.
when something's funny, doesn't go right, or something you don't want to do. and something that's stupid and pisses you off.
look at her hair! it looks crippled!

i don't wanna do this shit, it's crippled!

i'm moving... that's crippled!





by mariahbriana July 11, 2008
 
6.
Mostly used in video games. It's when either you, an opponet, or Non Playable Charcter hits you or them so hard that it only leaves you or them with a very small or very little ammount of health remaing.
Dude that guy just crippled me with that 25 hit combo from Ryu.
by drider July 13, 2010
 
7.
a crippled person is someone who have a physical or mental deficiency.
I'm emosionally crippled
by Fede July 15, 2005