swank

literally any piece of clothing. LITERALLY. the article of clothing is then identified by descriptive adjectives

Jim: DUDE! Have you seen Kevin?!?
Tod: RIGHT?!? He's rocking that semi-classy head swank~
(In this example, the swank is a fedora)

Bill: Yo! Nice heavy swank~
Alex: Thanks! It's my favorite parka.

by Rejvik November 15, 2017

swank

a combination of swank and dank that was started by the one and olny me in Lynnfield, Mass, aka nowhere worth going.

hey man, how was ure weekend?

It was swank!

by chris cavalieri January 13, 2006

swank

A lame, cornball, softie cake. Equivilent to a mark.

U's a f*ckin swank.

by 412 General January 29, 2009

swank

To wank using your own feces as lubricant, as in a shit wank.

holy shit, that sick fuck is having a swank on my mom's bed.

by Chesta the Cat Molesta September 19, 2005

swank

1. High Class
2. extremely cool
3. So Wetarted And Not Kool

1. This suite is very swank, it probably costs a lot.
2. Wow, that movie was so swank.
3. Ugh, I hate that guy, he is so S.W.A.N.K

by campsac July 11, 2006

swank

Masturbate; to pleasure oneself.

Gid just learned to swank it.

by John Swank July 4, 2007

swank

one who is a whore/skank/bitch/fugly slut

Damn! Bryan is such a SWANK!

by Laura December 13, 2004