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The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts. See durf.
If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!
by Jesus September 16, 2003
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A taint is the stretch of skin found only on women between the pussy and the asshole. The term originated from the phrase "taint an asshole and taint a pussy." In contrast the skin between the scrotum and asshole on a man is referred to as the "gooch" and first known usage is a reference to Bob "the gooch" Guccione the owner/publisher of Penthouse. His employees and acquaintances couldn't quite decide if he was more of an asshole or a dick, a general consensus eventually formed that he was both and "everything in between," hence the gooch.
Q: Hey lady, do you know why the piece of skin between your vagina and anus is called a taint?

A: Because it taint a pussy, and it taint an asshole.
1. On a man, the area between the sack and the crack
2. On a woman, the area between the giney and the heinie
Damn, my taint is sweaty.
by Mighty John John August 11, 2005
"T'aint" The space between a womans anus and vagina

"t'aint pussy and t'aint asshole"
If it weren't for her having a t'aint, she be one big hole..
by Man & Rose December 29, 2002
The demilitarized zone between a women's snapper and asshole. Highly effective in keeping your tongue in the right hole when its dark.
David was a little drunk and kind of sloppy when he went down on her. Fortunately before he could get too low, he knew he had hit her taint and with alarm, moved his face north quickly. He had a sense that she was a little disappointed.
by GoldbergDLW November 14, 2007
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