Cank

Person 1: "Got any condoms?"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 3: "I need a cank, that's why!"
by pozjh June 08, 2010
mugGet the Cankmug.

cank

crying whilst having a wank

(a pity wank)
"boo boo hoo I am really sad the only thing that will cure my misery is a nice cank"
by gay vicar January 06, 2008
mugGet the cankmug.

canked

An uncomfortable position where one's head is turned to the side at an angle of more than 30 degrees.
Me: Why are you walking like that?
You: I slept last night with my head canked on the couch.
Me: ok...still - why are you walking like that?
by jdiggy July 26, 2006
mugGet the cankedmug.

cank

eat my cank
by Branden AaseN June 29, 2003
mugGet the cankmug.

cank

1.a derogatory term used to descrie someone as awkwardly fat b
2. the singular form of "Cankles"
3.a way of saying someone is a cankle-bearing skank (fat whore)
Cameron "Dude that new girl is a big cank"
Zach " aw man she aint that bad she someone cute"
Cameron " Are you kidding me look at those tree trunks i mean her left side is showing her big Cank"
by Ivins Mafia March 26, 2010
mugGet the cankmug.

cank

Ima cut u wit a cank
by Ko$ho January 17, 2004
mugGet the cankmug.

cank

a cank is a knife
I am going to cut you with my cank
by Samantha Koshiol November 17, 2003
mugGet the cankmug.