Wise 

Wise usually means someone who is very logical but in this case it means something is very old

You have Andy Fowler to thank not me

That tops so wise-that tops so old

Wise by Powitsbamveyoverload September 28, 2014

Wise 

Independant to the traditional usage of wise, i.e not used to describe a person with wisdom.

1. Being quick witted in your actions or comments, usually for the purpose of humour.

2. A football player who is skillful and provides impressive performances involving various flicks, chips and turns. Patrick Vieira would not be described as being wise, David Villa, Lionel messi and Alessandro Del Piero would be.

3. Can be used to describe a person who is annoying you.

1. Teacher tells a pupil to leave the classroom after the pupil misbehaves, at which point the pupil proceeds to leave the classroom, however the pupil immediately returns to his seat after only briefly walking out of the door.

2. What a goal! Left foot chip from outside the area, Ibrahimovic is such an ultimate wise.

Look at this, Gourcuff ruined those defenders with that turn, what a wise!

Ronaldinho is the wisest of the wise.

3. Oh butt, stop being such a wise en'.

Wise by maryland123 September 9, 2009

wise 

Northern Ireland slag to attempt to persuade someone to come to their senses

"here wise geez one"

wise by Gerard June 22, 2004

wise 

© a sarcastic way of showing someones not so cleverness, said when someone makes a wild comment or doesnt understand something simple.

what is their house number?
number 26.
arent you "wise", their phone number !

wise by mombasaandteamK October 21, 2009

wise 

to be smitten with someone. your huge smile makes you look retarded and therefor wise is actually the least approriate word, but that is kinda why it works.

"Look at that guy. He's so wise he's never gonna be the same"
"Look at her. That's about as wise as you can be"

wise by darkabove May 20, 2005

wise 

A wise is a person who belongs to a subculture of people called gingers. A wise can easily be distinguished by their flaming red/orange hair. Also a wise is ultra sensitive to even the most minuscule amounts of UV rays, also called sunlight, and usually are seen using SPF 60+ sunscreen.

It would suck to be a wise because they have no soul.

Hey Hey Hey Wise!!

I know a wise that uses sunscreen at night so he doesn't get moon burn.

wise by longboard January 13, 2011

Wise 

Someone who is extremely interlectual and can make words faster than you can say chwinc

Tom is a very wise man and does not walk into cupboards like certain people

Wise by Jack_grealdish June 15, 2018