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A wise is a person who belongs to a subculture of people called gingers. A wise can easily be distinguished by their flaming red/orange hair. Also a wise is ultra sensitive to even the most minuscule amounts of UV rays, also called sunlight, and usually are seen using SPF 60+ sunscreen.
It would suck to be a wise because they have no soul.

Hey Hey Hey Wise!!

I know a wise that uses sunscreen at night so he doesn't get moon burn.
by longboard January 12, 2011
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