tampon

a tube shapped device that is shoved up your vajayjay. Expands when wet!

Why is my tampon in your nose?!

by woahweredidmydickgo? July 18, 2009

tampon

A bulletshaped device to absorbe menstrual fluids during menstruation.
Once used,a very wanted product for my dear uncle D.R.Acula
Best human invention ever,and the string comes out so handy. he says.

cup of tampontea my dear chap? he uses to say to me.

by Stolle September 03, 2006

tampon

The world's best fix for nose bleeds.

Look at that freak with the tampon! At least his nose isn't bleeding

by track_climb_hike_camp April 14, 2011

tampon

the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from one's aching groin-hole

on the birthday card i gave to my brother:

"I hope that the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from your aching groin-hole.... never has to exist.... Happy Birthday!"

by Kitteh April 28, 2005

tampon

a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.

Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?

by livelifeontop September 29, 2015

tampon

a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.

Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?

by livelifeontop September 29, 2015

tampon

a tampon is a guy who "only gets stuck up bitches"

A: man justin is always getting harassed by his girlfriend, and it's the same with each one!
B: of course, he's a tampon.
A: a tampon, how so?
B: he only gets stuck up bitches.

by The New Jesus August 14, 2009