Sargasm

Sargasm is when you use sarcasm in the perfect way, place, time, and group of people.
Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.

Destini: Dude, that sarcasm was PERFECT for just now

Bob: Yea, that was an absolute sargasm.

Sargasm by Dr.Propain December 23, 2017

Sargasm

Like faking it, but obvious. Can be used during really bad intercourse, or just in daily conversation.

"Oh. Oh yeah. You're my Apollo rocket of love. God, yes. My world has been thouroughly rocked. Get off me now."

Sargasm by CSteel December 2, 2004

Sargasm

Sudden torrent of laughter, brought on by comical sarcasm, whether unintentional or purposefully done.

student- "Teacher, why does school last so long?'
Teacher- "Because we, in the faculty, value our students, and aim to help them succeed, plus we just love spending time with them!"
Other faculty member then begins to suffer a sargasm, consisting of uproarious laughter, apparently from the falsity of their co-workers comment.

Sargasm by Abraham Delacey June 28, 2011

Sargasm

Faking an orgasm; or, pretending to enjoy said orgasm but being extremely sarcastic about it.

Derived from the words "sarcastic" and "orgasm."

Nah, it was a sargasm. He's actually terrible in bed.

Sargasm by WorldOfKelso July 3, 2010

sargasm

an extremely exaggerated, over-the-top orgasm, most commonly found in pornography, that leaves the man to believe that he has "done good work," while actually failing miserably.

male- "oh yeah baby! was that some of the best sex ever, or what?"

female- "hell no! have you ever heard of a sargasm? grow a couple inches and come back to me..."

sargasm by thegrandmalik22 October 21, 2009

Sargasm

Sarcasm done by none other than Sargon!

Guy 1: I don't like your sarcasm.
Sargon: It's called Sargasm and deal with it!

Sargasm by SJFive0 March 7, 2010

Sargasm

(n) the act of saying something so sarcastic, it can only be defined as a sargasm (sgasm for short).
(n) an eruption of sarcasm.

No baby, I never talk to my exes. (Sargasm)

That chick is FUCKIN HOT...No dude, all girls have those lumps on their necks. Hit that shit. (Sargasm)

Me and my wife never argue.
Dude, cut the sargasm and tell us why she has 2 black eyes.

Sargasm by Ziriken June 10, 2010