Hojo
Another word for a hand job, or receiving penile gratification via the hand. To be whacked off, or jerked off. The act of receiving hand manipulation.
Hojo by McSandtrap December 28, 2005
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One of the greatest Final Fantasy VII characters and father to the amazing first class Soldier Sephiroth (not Vincent to all the annoying Vincent fans, HOJO!).
In the game he was originally the head of the science department, this changed when his luck changed and he left, ending up in Costa Del Sol.
Sadly in the third disc of the game Hojo is defeated by Cloud and the gang Hojo disappears. Though he has JENOVA cells in him, it is confirmed later in a novel about Aeris that Hojo died, never to return as he gave all his energy to Sephiroth in the final fight.
His memories and partial self return in Dirge of Cerberus when we learn that he downloaded his mind and memorise into a computer. These later ended in Vice(there are alternate name spellings) who became the host of Hojo's superior mind. This again sadly ended when Vice kills himself.
Hojo is famous for his experiment on Lucrecia, who was his lover (said on some things to be his wife) and his unborn child, Sephiroth. He also was famous for trying to breed Red XIII with Aeris (for different reasons amongst fans XD)
Hojo was also the cause of the great professor Gasts death, shooting him after looking for Gast's wife Ilfana and Daughter Aeris. Hojo was also the cause of Vincent's death, he was later brought back by Hojo also.
In the game he was originally the head of the science department, this changed when his luck changed and he left, ending up in Costa Del Sol.
Sadly in the third disc of the game Hojo is defeated by Cloud and the gang Hojo disappears. Though he has JENOVA cells in him, it is confirmed later in a novel about Aeris that Hojo died, never to return as he gave all his energy to Sephiroth in the final fight.
His memories and partial self return in Dirge of Cerberus when we learn that he downloaded his mind and memorise into a computer. These later ended in Vice(there are alternate name spellings) who became the host of Hojo's superior mind. This again sadly ended when Vice kills himself.
Hojo is famous for his experiment on Lucrecia, who was his lover (said on some things to be his wife) and his unborn child, Sephiroth. He also was famous for trying to breed Red XIII with Aeris (for different reasons amongst fans XD)
Hojo was also the cause of the great professor Gasts death, shooting him after looking for Gast's wife Ilfana and Daughter Aeris. Hojo was also the cause of Vincent's death, he was later brought back by Hojo also.
Barret: I remembered him. That Hojo guy. He's in charge of the Shinra's Science
Department.
Hojo: There's so many frivolous things in this world.
Hojo: Ha, ha, ha... Although he doesn't know. Ha, ha, ha... HA, HA, HA...!!
What will Sephiroth think when he finds out I'm his father? Always looking down
on me like that. HA, HA, HA...!!
Hojo: Heee, hee, hee, hee! No you're wrong! It's my desire as a scientist!
Heee, hee, hee, hee! I... was defeated by my desire to become a scientist. I
lost the last time as well. I've injected Jenova's cells into my own body!
Heee, hee, hee! Here are...... Heee, hee, hee! ...my results!!
Department.
Hojo: There's so many frivolous things in this world.
Hojo: Ha, ha, ha... Although he doesn't know. Ha, ha, ha... HA, HA, HA...!!
What will Sephiroth think when he finds out I'm his father? Always looking down
on me like that. HA, HA, HA...!!
Hojo: Heee, hee, hee, hee! No you're wrong! It's my desire as a scientist!
Heee, hee, hee, hee! I... was defeated by my desire to become a scientist. I
lost the last time as well. I've injected Jenova's cells into my own body!
Heee, hee, hee! Here are...... Heee, hee, hee! ...my results!!
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Hojo by skyechick17 March 18, 2021
HOJO
HOJO is an acronym for hungover jerk off. It is usually the only relief for an intense hangover. Variations of the HOJO include the COJO (clothes on jerk off) and the DOJO (door open jerk off).
"Hey that was wild night last night, how ya feeling?"
"Doing great, just HOJOed and ready to go to work"
"Doing great, just HOJOed and ready to go to work"
HOJO by 734FAPPIN4life January 10, 2013
HoJo night
HoJo night
Time spent (generally between the hours of 12 and 4AM) in a Howard Johnson Hotel, in which one refuses to sleep for an unidentified reason. Rambling, having deep conversations, jamming to music and acting like a middle schooler are typically encouraged.
Time spent (generally between the hours of 12 and 4AM) in a Howard Johnson Hotel, in which one refuses to sleep for an unidentified reason. Rambling, having deep conversations, jamming to music and acting like a middle schooler are typically encouraged.
Carl: Why are you making such bad jokes?
Sally: Well, you see, last night was a HoJo night.
Carl: OH, I understand perfectly!
Sally: What?
Sally: Well, you see, last night was a HoJo night.
Carl: OH, I understand perfectly!
Sally: What?
HoJo night by sallysal January 13, 2009
Hojo Othello
1. A time-traveling super hero who closely resembles Dev Patel.
2. A popular television show
3. instant party
2. A popular television show
3. instant party
Hojo Othello by supafoo November 28, 2009