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Gargoyling 

In the U.S military, a form of hazing unwanted soldiers by their peers. Gargoyle refers to the position one assumes on another’s bed post. The others in the barracks then hold down the bed sheets of said sleeping soldier, while the one “gargoyling” shits on that soldiers face.
There will be NO GARGOYLING in this barrack!”
“Let’s gargoyle PVT. Duke, I fucking hate that douche”
Gargoyling by Cuzinfockher February 10, 2023

gargoyling 

The act of a female perching over a male's cock and giving head from the squatting position. Thus if someone were to walk by it would look like a gargoyle perched over a male.
Uh, I just walked in on my roommate gargoyling the neighbor again.
gargoyling by yupski December 29, 2010

Gargoyling 

A sex term. a man scares a woman and then pulls down his pants and jizzes in her mouth. Than the woman has to gargol the cum in her mouth while saying" the huntch back of Notre Dame.
a man scares a woman and then pulls down his pants and jizzes in her mouth. Than the woman has to gargol the cum in her mouth while saying" the huntch back of Notre Dame. this is called Gargoyling.

Gargoyling 

Firmly perching yourself onto the porcelain throne for optimal pooping torque. Feet must both be on the toilet seat, scowl must be on face. The original way to squeeze out a power dump pre-Squatty Potty ™
Bro, I cut fiber out of my diet and now the only way I can drop a deuce is by gargoyling my toilet.
Gargoyling by Unicornhole March 26, 2016

gargoyling 

1. The act of stalking, loitering, or bothering others simply by being present.

2. Giving the stink eye.

3. Being really really ugly.
"That creepy dude has been gargoyling in the corner all night."

"Shit man, she was hot last night but when we woke up this morning she was totally gargoylin'"
gargoyling by Sydnah October 7, 2008

Gargoyling 

verb
It's like "owling"
only you make the ugliest face possible
(not hard for most)
and don't forget to getcho claws out!
hey im bored lets go gargoyling on high objects
take pictures and upload via facebook!show everyone we are the best gargoylers in this town.
Gargoyling by defoba July 23, 2011