Top Definition
When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.
Yo chiz is so wasted! Dude did like 30 gargoyles.
by Nick McCaslin August 19, 2006
(n) A person who is extremely high to the point where they can barely move & only laugh.
Q-How high do you want to get?
A- Til I'm as stoned as a gargoyle!

Q-What should we do tonight?
A- Let's be gargoyles.
by NinjaGargoyle July 01, 2011
The act of a drunk girl perched on the bathroom sink urinating because the stalls are full.
Damn, full house...I guess I can gargoyle the sink!
by January 04, 2010
The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.

One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.
Man, my balls were so sweaty, I had to pull a Gargoyle the other night.
by larper5000 October 11, 2010
A military code name/jargon for an enemy combatant in an elevated guard post.
Assassin this is Knife, I got two Gargoyles in that North tower. Marking them with my PEQ 2 now.
by Ghost Dancer February 21, 2011
a cartoon series of the 90's or simply a noun for 'TO JERK' or a ridiculous answer if somebody asks something and you don't wanna give him an answer actually. everybodys gon laugh if u say that..guaranteed!
japon1: waddup dawg? whats happenin tonite?
japon2: GARGOYLES!
japon1: haahaa
japon2: haahaa
by P.Stake$ July 01, 2008
A fat girl who takes naked pictures of herself, and they eventually get posted on Is Anyone Up.
Gargoyle of the day on Is Anyone Up is always nasty.
by Fai hates you September 29, 2011
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