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The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.
The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.
by M Jonesy February 03, 2010
The act of squatting on the top of a keg and drinking from the tap.
She was gargoyling on the keg.
by luvniswutigot October 24, 2009
it's when you go to the toilet in some ramdom bathroom and you need to drop a deuce but the toilet is so gross that you perch yourself on it while your taking a dump.
that bathroom was so nasty I had to perch myself to take a shit, total gargoyling.
by neofloyd March 16, 2009
The act of painting one's body silver, then at night turning on a light and commencing to jerk in front of a window. When people pass by they will see the image of a gargoyle.
When Justine walked by my window, she glanced over to see me gargoyling
by The Gargoyler March 19, 2009
The look someone has as they are perched on a railing of some sort before attempting a back flip.
If you look in the distance you can see Jesco gargoyling from the top deck.
by uncle woodrow June 02, 2015
(v): The act of peering down into a large group of people gathered in a large social setting (typically a bar or party) with the intent of flirting (or picking up) people in the group. Usually used as a negative connotation.
The girls were eager to leave the bar when they noticed the group of young men gargoyling them from the 2nd level.
by vadnp August 30, 2009
Firmly perching yourself onto the porcelain throne for optimal pooping torque. Feet must both be on the toilet seat, scowl must be on face. The original way to squeeze out a power dump pre-Squatty Potty ™
Bro, I cut fiber out of my diet and now the only way I can drop a deuce is by gargoyling my toilet.
by Unicornhole March 26, 2016
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