The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.
The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.
by M Jonesy February 03, 2010
(v): The act of peering down into a large group of people gathered in a large social setting (typically a bar or party) with the intent of flirting (or picking up) people in the group. Usually used as a negative connotation.
The girls were eager to leave the bar when they noticed the group of young men gargoyling them from the 2nd level.
by vadnp August 30, 2009