bloach

Clear, gelatinous, viscous bodily fluid deposited from an undetermined orifice. The source is assumed to be vaginal, but anecdotal evidence has included male bloaches. Stages of the bloach include fresh gel, pudding skin, and clear gummy bear. Causes include verklemption, elation, infirm vagina, and surprise.

Did you see that fresh bloach someone left behind the women's toilet on the 4th floor of the Foege building at UW?

When I poked it with a q-tip, I realized the bloach had reached the pudding-skin stage.

This bloach is chewy!

by PubicZirconia February 18, 2011

bloach

bloated coach.

Yeah, Coach was so thin my freshman year, but now, he's a total bloach.

by blahblahblahblah1234567890 January 20, 2013

bloach

An extremely obese, female girl/woman; usually found with a group of hotties. Known for cock-blocking because it never gets any action. Frowned upon by society.

That bloach needs to hit the gym before I vomit everywhere.

by Nadalfan33 April 11, 2011

bloach

A transliterations of Baloch. The balochs inhabit the region of Balochistan in the southeast corner of the Iranian plateau in Southwest Asia, including parts of Iran, Afghanistan, and Pakistan.

The bloach speak Balochi, an Iranian language.

by baluch June 7, 2009

bloaching

"bloaching" (noun) (etymology uncertain) is the act of having a friend insert a balloon into one's anus and then blow up said balloon until it is firm at which point it is either exploded or removed.

The word can be back formed to "bloach" (verb).

"I hear that Tom Cruise is into bloaching in a big way."

"Why is he looking so glum?"
"He tried autobloaching and one got stuck up there."

by boldautomatic April 13, 2012

Bloach

n;The burnt remains of a marijuana cigar. n; the roach from a blunt. plural bloaches.

After Dan made $4000 in a week all you could in each of the five ashtrays throughout the house were bloaches. There was a bloach literaly in every ashtray in the house. WORD

by Benny B from the V A N C May 14, 2006

Bloach

Blown out (bloached out), blunt roach, lowest THC containing marajuana

Yeah all I can get is that bloach so u should come back next week
Pass that bloach, son!
Yeah that bitch I got with was bloached out...I couldn't even feel the sides!

by slimPickensse0 June 12, 2010