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Incredibly intoxicated, wayyyyy past faded
This guy smoked 6 Ls and then drank 4 shots of Tequila. He was bleached that night!
by Jackie Soxx December 03, 2008
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To feel "Spaced Out" ensuing excessive exposure to midday sunshine.

see also charred
"I'm good... just feeling bleached right now, I've been lying in the sun for the past 2 hours"
by |2ama July 10, 2004
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#1
person 1: Yo FPM is so ghetto!
person 2: Nah, man, that place is bleached
#2
person 1: I'm gonna whoop your ass!
person 2: Yeah, he's gonna kick your butt!
person 1: Nah man, you just bleached it
by nuthead88 June 14, 2011
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When a black (African) woman has sex with a white (Caucasian) man, she is said to be bleached. Also refers to a black woman that regularly endeavours in sexual intercourse with white men.
Person: "Jasmine is such a gold digger, she is always going with white guys."
Other person: "She ain't a gold digger, she's after all white men, she's just bleached."
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When one's brain is washed of all significance.
Person 1: Yo, step yo money game up, real talk. Word to!
Person 2: You're bleached.
by Melodiize November 02, 2011
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ayo just hit da chop shop i'm lookin' bleached as hell.

she ain't neva been wit a bleached nigga like me befo'
by Sack Johnson PhD July 28, 2011
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that timeless feeling after a night out getting wasted
bruv, i'm thoroughly bleached. ya feel to just cotch down today?
by Casper Valentino December 19, 2005
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