Clear, gelatinous, viscous bodily fluid deposited from an undetermined orifice. The source is assumed to be vaginal, but anecdotal evidence has included male bloaches. Stages of the bloach include fresh gel, pudding skin, and clear gummy bear. Causes include verklemption, elation, infirm vagina, and surprise.
Did you see that fresh bloach someone left behind the women's toilet on the 4th floor of the Foege building at UW?
When I poked it with a q-tip, I realized the bloach had reached the pudding-skin stage.
This bloach is chewy!