marcus's definitions

Darth Steinbrenner

A slang term for Yankees Owner George Steinbrenner. The name comes from the fact that non-Yankees generally fans hate him. The name also refers to the fact that he runs his team like an army of evil moneyball minions, which includes Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, Gary Sheffield and many others. He receives his evil rep from his payroll being a hundred million dollars over the salary cap and only going up, with him paying outrageous salaries to make an all star team only being able to because he is willing to spend his own money paying salary cap fines.

Man, Darth Steinbrenner's evil minions got knocked out of the playoffs by a wild card for the fourth year! I guess the Red Sox are the yankees' daddy...

Did Darth Steinbrenner really manage to sign Randy Johnson? What is the world coming to?

by marcus May 13, 2005

yardbitch

prison bitch, male or female; often used as a sextoy

Bubba called over his male yardbitch, wants him to bend over and grab his ankles.

by Marcus December 5, 2004

evil

Really cool, i.e. the opposite of itself, used in a similar way to wicked.

Heard on the streets of E14.

Those trainers are evil.

by Marcus May 31, 2004

onoz

Same as on0z. See on0z

Bob: onoz!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!111
Rofl

by Marcus July 9, 2004

snag lightening

An adjective to describe someone so extemely ugly that they appeared to have been struck by lightening.

Bob's girlfriend is snag lightening ugly!

When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.

by Marcus January 2, 2006

Bloast

Beating someone up

MAn i can't let him hit me i,m gonna bloast him up

by Marcus June 5, 2004

incest

favorite pastime of those residing in alabama.

where's your daddy?
which one? there's uncle daddy, cousin daddy, grampa daddy...

by Marcus January 31, 2005