marcus's definitions

Got a rock

1. To botch something up
2. To have horribly bad luck
3. The special power of Ken

Just when everything was going well, Ken got a rock and McGee was raped by a goat

by Marcus November 19, 2003

running wild

A totaly awesome german speed/heavy metal band dating back to -81 with a pirate theme. Their frontman is Rock n Rolf Kasparek. They are still active.

The name "Rock n Rolfs" is so cool.

by Marcus April 25, 2005

meadow muffin

(n.) feces deposited onto the ground by bovine animals. Also known as "cow flop". In a dried state, meadow muffins become "cow chips" which can be used as fuel or in throwing contests.

"I was hunting quail but slipped on a meadow muffin, causing my shotgun to discharge."

by Marcus April 14, 2006

DetLion04

Fan of the Detroit Lions!!! enjoys seeing joey harrington throw TDs and likes seeing the cleveland browns lose

Detlion04 knows how the restore the roar

by Marcus April 23, 2005

incest

favorite pastime of those residing in alabama.

where's your daddy?
which one? there's uncle daddy, cousin daddy, grampa daddy...

by Marcus January 31, 2005

gowned

A mix of Goku and Owned.

KAMEHAMEHA!!11 ROFL jw0 g0t g0wned!111111111

by Marcus August 27, 2004

Froggy

Short for 'FroggyStain', which is the alias for Sasha. Sasha is a crazed half-woman half-robot furry dolphin who has dedicated her life to destroying the morale values of the upper West Side of Manhattan. I believe the word Utahism suits this defintion very well.

After months of bloody battle, the Episcopalians finally gave in to Froggy's brutal blitzkrieg style warfare. Their homes and lives were ruined; schools where children had once played in joy were now makeshift graveyards for the insurmountable casualities they endured. As Froggy's forces approached their bunker, guns blazing, the King uttered one last promise to his people, "She...will..pay!"

by Marcus December 23, 2004