marcus's definitions

Wailed it

to mess up while attempting something and usually fall flat on ur face

I wailed it on my bike trying to grind

by marcus January 25, 2004

Happycat

The happiest fucking cat on earth. Source of happiness is the Something Awful forums.

Patriotic happycat is the best happy cat photoshop IMHO.

by Marcus September 3, 2005

Froggy

Short for 'FroggyStain', which is the alias for Sasha. Sasha is a crazed half-woman half-robot furry dolphin who has dedicated her life to destroying the morale values of the upper West Side of Manhattan. I believe the word Utahism suits this defintion very well.

After months of bloody battle, the Episcopalians finally gave in to Froggy's brutal blitzkrieg style warfare. Their homes and lives were ruined; schools where children had once played in joy were now makeshift graveyards for the insurmountable casualities they endured. As Froggy's forces approached their bunker, guns blazing, the King uttered one last promise to his people, "She...will..pay!"

by Marcus December 23, 2004

peadophilia

Hilarious mispelling of paedophilia or pedophilia, depending what language you are speaking.

George: I hate peadophiles!
Bob: Do you mean paedophiles?
George: Noo... I mean, people who want to fuck peas... leave me alone.

by Marcus July 29, 2004

evil

Really cool, i.e. the opposite of itself, used in a similar way to wicked.

Heard on the streets of E14.

Those trainers are evil.

by Marcus May 31, 2004

yardbitch

prison bitch, male or female; often used as a sextoy

Bubba called over his male yardbitch, wants him to bend over and grab his ankles.

by Marcus December 5, 2004

incest

favorite pastime of those residing in alabama.

where's your daddy?
which one? there's uncle daddy, cousin daddy, grampa daddy...

by Marcus January 31, 2005