marcus's definitions

DetLion04

a pimp that came stright outta compton and moved to detroit... fan of detroit lions

dang that detlion04 be trippin on some shit

by Marcus April 9, 2005

Bloast

Beating someone up

MAn i can't let him hit me i,m gonna bloast him up

by Marcus June 5, 2004

Happycat

The happiest fucking cat on earth. Source of happiness is the Something Awful forums.

Patriotic happycat is the best happy cat photoshop IMHO.

by Marcus September 3, 2005

Froggy

Short for 'FroggyStain', which is the alias for Sasha. Sasha is a crazed half-woman half-robot furry dolphin who has dedicated her life to destroying the morale values of the upper West Side of Manhattan. I believe the word Utahism suits this defintion very well.

After months of bloody battle, the Episcopalians finally gave in to Froggy's brutal blitzkrieg style warfare. Their homes and lives were ruined; schools where children had once played in joy were now makeshift graveyards for the insurmountable casualities they endured. As Froggy's forces approached their bunker, guns blazing, the King uttered one last promise to his people, "She...will..pay!"

by Marcus December 23, 2004

onoz

Same as on0z. See on0z

Bob: onoz!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!111
Rofl

by Marcus July 9, 2004

snag lightening

An adjective to describe someone so extemely ugly that they appeared to have been struck by lightening.

Bob's girlfriend is snag lightening ugly!

When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.

by Marcus January 2, 2006

Darth Steinbrenner

A slang term for Yankees Owner George Steinbrenner. The name comes from the fact that non-Yankees generally fans hate him. The name also refers to the fact that he runs his team like an army of evil moneyball minions, which includes Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, Gary Sheffield and many others. He receives his evil rep from his payroll being a hundred million dollars over the salary cap and only going up, with him paying outrageous salaries to make an all star team only being able to because he is willing to spend his own money paying salary cap fines.

Man, Darth Steinbrenner's evil minions got knocked out of the playoffs by a wild card for the fourth year! I guess the Red Sox are the yankees' daddy...

Did Darth Steinbrenner really manage to sign Randy Johnson? What is the world coming to?

by marcus May 13, 2005