Anon.'s definitions

gouranga

A Hare Krishna word for happiness.

May Gouranga follow you wherever you may go!

by Anon. August 29, 2004

onions

The purest opiate of the ginger colour, not to be confused with blonde or any other normal colour.

onionsbed:// ok people, time to start laughing, i just shit myself :D

by Anon. May 17, 2004

Babysitting

The Scourge of all guys on out of state field trips.

It is when the chaperone asks you to keep an eye on the women to make sure the don't end up raped or drunk. Ususally gets pinned on one or two guys in the group, and drives them crazy especially when either the guys have a conscience or the women have no reguard for how hard it is for the guys to keep an eye on then.

How was yur trip???
Yeah i spent all night babysitting. . .
Sucks to be you dude.

by anon. April 19, 2005

santa clause

A man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.

"Hoe,hoe, hoe!" I hear Santa Clause calling his bitches again.

by anon. April 3, 2005

evanesence

1. VANISH; to dissipate like vapor

2. Gothic band from Arkansas who released several songs for the "Daredevil" soundtrack. Two albums released, "Origin" and "Fallen" (2004) with Ben Moody (former guitarist, songwriter) replaced by guitarist of Cold in late 2003. Popular hits: "My Immortal", "Going Under", "Everybody's Fool", and "Bring Me to Life."

1. We will be likely to watch the evanescence of tigers for a few more years.

2. The evanescence was very rapid yesterday due to bad weather.

3. That Evanescence concert was cool and I can't wait until their next tour!

by Anon. September 8, 2004

sandbar

The perineum.

by Anon. April 17, 2003

stonk

World War II British slang for a massed artillery bombardment on an enemy position.

5th Battery'll be stonking Jerry in the morning!

by Anon. October 1, 2003