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alden

comes from the old english <i>auld</i> meaning 'wise' and the dutch <i>denusker</i> meaning 'gaurdian.' acutally means: <i>'wise gaurdian'</i>

1) <i>noun</i>: the dnd geek's wet dream. a flirtatious blonde who is not as dumb as her hair colour might suggest. many aldens hate pop music, and enjoy theatre and english class. can be found near shakespeare.

do not freeze aldens.

2) <i>verb</i>: to befriend mortal enemies and then have to deal with the consequences of their hatred for each other. <i>also see star crossed. 'to pull an alden.'</i>

3) <i>verb</i>: to make up words at ranodm and then attempet to pass them off as real.
1) oh man, that alden is so 1337. i just love the way she rolls those twenty-sided die...

2) young jim has pulled an alden, and now needs to have two birthday parties.

3) samantha had to hide her english teacher's dictionary, as she aldened much of her term paper.
by anon. July 7, 2004
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Student

Usually a young person between 18 and 21 who is supposed to attend university at some point or another. Student life for many might entail being bone idle, eating kebabs, stealing traffic cones and getting "totally wreaked!". Mostly middle class in origin, a great number of them seem fascinated with alcohol and consuming large amounts of cheap larger at arguably cheesy student nights. Often, many display a great lack of manners and are void of anything in particular accept desperately attempting to be 'totally wacky'.

Interestingly in the perceptions of many, students are often deemed poor. Yet seemingly they are actually fairly affluent. Usually having their tuition fees and rent paid for by their parents, they have more or less a totally disposable income but still manage to achieve massive amounts of debt by spending their money on stupid haircuts or designer clothes.

Student houses can often be identified by some sort of roadwork application in the window, or something they've stolen on the way back from a "totally crazy" evening out. Furthermore, the house will usually be in poor condition with little attempt at keeping the front garden clean - further reaffirming their lack of respect for other people, especially those living in the same area.
"In my halls of residence, me and dave made a pact with flat 84 to get totally wreaked and steal at least four traffic cones. It was a totally mental night."

"We're students, lets get battered on Carling and wake everyone up on our way home with shit songs"

"Hello John, are you coming to the lecture? No, lets go to a Scream Bar and get wasted!"

"Students are lazy and have too much spare time to spend writing shit on websites"
by Anon. April 4, 2005
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gouranga

A Hare Krishna word for happiness.
May Gouranga follow you wherever you may go!
by Anon. August 29, 2004
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weewee

Pronounciation of "Yes, yes." in french.
Usually spelt "Oui, oui."
"I em French! You see? Weewee, lissen to my outwrageous fronch acceent!"
(see monty python & the holy grail)
by anon. August 24, 2004
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GM

A sick and twisted gimp, known for lying more than Pinnochio.
That GM. What a damn retard.
by anon. August 15, 2003
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fuck buddy

A person, often a former s.o., with whom one has sexual relations absent expectations of a committed relationship. Characterized by continued sexual attraction (and greatification) after the parties have separated emotionally and have come to value the physical aspects of the relationship over "commitment" and the primacy of the social relationship to the other; often occurs when ex-partners realize they can need to and get away with fulfilling their mutual unmet needs outside their subsequent relationships.
We're sort of seeing each other, but now we're just Fuck Buddies
by anon. October 25, 2003
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