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alden

comes from the old english <i>auld</i> meaning 'wise' and the dutch <i>denusker</i> meaning 'gaurdian.' acutally means: <i>'wise gaurdian'</i>

1) <i>noun</i>: the dnd geek's wet dream. a flirtatious blonde who is not as dumb as her hair colour might suggest. many aldens hate pop music, and enjoy theatre and english class. can be found near shakespeare.

do not freeze aldens.

2) <i>verb</i>: to befriend mortal enemies and then have to deal with the consequences of their hatred for each other. <i>also see star crossed. 'to pull an alden.'</i>

3) <i>verb</i>: to make up words at ranodm and then attempet to pass them off as real.
1) oh man, that alden is so 1337. i just love the way she rolls those twenty-sided die...

2) young jim has pulled an alden, and now needs to have two birthday parties.

3) samantha had to hide her english teacher's dictionary, as she aldened much of her term paper.
by anon. July 7, 2004
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fair-weather friend

A person that is a brilliant friend while things are going well, but when the gong gets tough, the person ups and leaves.
when I was rich, Chris was such a great friend. But when I screwed up and lost everything, I never heard from him again. Chris is such a fair-weather friend.
by Anon. October 23, 2003
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Bing

Someone who blatantly attempts to hide a lack of understanding in a skilled discipline (particularly in computing), using arrogance and the humiliation of others as key methods.

Used to describe a blagger
"He's a bit of a Bing"

"That Bing will never get that through QA"
by Anon. March 1, 2005
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monkeys

ooh that bitch kicked him right in tha monkeys
by anon. July 10, 2004
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johnny depp

1. Talented actor and musician. One of the best actors of our generation with such bizarre but well-played roles such as Edward Scissorhands, Jack Sparrow from "Pirates of Caribbean", etc.

2. Titled to be the 'Sexiest Man Alive' by People magazine in 2003.
1. Johnny Depp's role in 'Sleepy Hollow' was quite magnificent for his brilliant performence, his charisma, and the story inside the legend.

2. Amazingly attractive, Johnny Depp, is one of the charming actors of our time.
by Anon. September 8, 2004
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F.O.B.

A derogatory adjective for Asians who are "Fresh Off the Boat." It is also commonly used for rich kids from Hong Kong who immigrate to another country and stick together only speaking Cantonese. They often dress in the most expensive clothing possible and favour BMW 325s and Mercedes SLKs. These are further appointed with a variety of Hello Kitty(TM) or other Japanese cute-and-cuddlies. They often have really bizarre english names taken from they think "sounds cool."
"Man that Lancelot Cheung is such an FOB."
by anon. March 26, 2003
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boardchow

the stuff that comes out of Robzilla's ass
Crap, Robz is eating his boardchow again.
by Anon. April 9, 2003
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