monkeys

another word for nuts (monkey nuts) ya herd

ooh that bitch kicked him right in tha monkeys

by anon. July 10, 2004

avatar

1) A small picture beneath a persons username in posts on forums.
2) Some kind of incarnation of a god.

1) user's avatar is a piece of crap.
2) Fear the Avatar of Zeus!

by Anon. October 03, 2003

JonBenet

A beautiful little girl who was murdered on Christmas Day, 1996. The investigation was somewhat destroyed by tainted evidence, false allegations, and the insane media. It is still unknown who abused and murdered this innocent child.

The murder of Jonbenet Ramsey is just one of the many cases of child abuse which are never solved in this nation.

by anon. April 22, 2005

bang

1) To have sex with someone.
2) A loud noise.
Do not get the two confused.

1) I banged a right fit bird last night!
2) Did you hear that bang last night?

by Anon. October 03, 2003

Bing

Someone who blatantly attempts to hide a lack of understanding in a skilled discipline (particularly in computing), using arrogance and the humiliation of others as key methods.

Used to describe a blagger

"He's a bit of a Bing"

"That Bing will never get that through QA"

by Anon. March 01, 2005

Babysitting

The Scourge of all guys on out of state field trips.

It is when the chaperone asks you to keep an eye on the women to make sure the don't end up raped or drunk. Ususally gets pinned on one or two guys in the group, and drives them crazy especially when either the guys have a conscience or the women have no reguard for how hard it is for the guys to keep an eye on then.

How was yur trip???
Yeah i spent all night babysitting. . .
Sucks to be you dude.

by anon. April 19, 2005

hitman

-A man who serves as a 'maintenance man' for women.
-Someone to 'hit you off' when you need it.

I called up my hitman because I needed some maintenance

by Anon. March 23, 2007