| 1. | Atomic Buttercup | ||
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When you're going down on a girl really hard, and she farts on your chin. Thus the sound of a bomb going off. I was going down on my girl and she gave me an Atomic Buttercup...
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| 2. | The Devil's Beard | ||
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A ring of blood resembling a goatee that is a result of going down on a girl with her period. "I was going down on Jane and didn't realize she had her period until I looked in the mirror and saw I was wearing the devil's beard."
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| 3. | Red Lipped Ninja | ||
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When going down on a girl and in the process she starts her period, unknown to you. "Jane forced him to munch the rug last night and he ended up looking like a red lipped ninja."
"Bobby was going down on Sarah when she totally red lip ninja'd him. What a bitch." |
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| 4. | Alligator eyes | ||
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While a man is going down on a woman, inevitably he will attempt to make eye contact. The moment when the eyes of both parties meet, from the female's perspective, the man looks like an alligator lurking in a swamp; only his eyes peeking up to be seen. Girl 1: So last night, Mike was going down on me.
Girl 2: Ya and? Girl 1: Well, have you ever noticed how proud they look when they are down there and look right up at you? Girl 2: Yea, kind of like an alligator peeking up from the water. Both girls in sync: ALLIGATOR EYES! |
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| 5. | Clown Face | ||
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Going down on a girl while she is having her period. Kevin was brave enough to get a clown face from Kristin.
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| 6. | West Virginia Road Kill | ||
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When a person is going down on a girl while so intoxicated that they vomit into her vagina. "I was so drunk when I was going down on her that I turned her Beaver into West Virginia Road Kill."
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| 7. | twatcholism | ||
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When you become physically sick after going down on a girl. "Dude, last night I went down on Carly, and I think I got a serious case of twatcholism."
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