Jul 21
The fine art of selling weed.
"hey Aaron"

"ey"

"soo i uhh... heard you were in the business."

"what?"

"the cannabusiness?"
by scotty. March 10, 2008
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Jul 20
Will you ever stop talking brown Martina
by slang1234 July 19, 2017
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Jul 19
To temporarily shut off the thinking part of your brain and focus only at the task at hand, such as eating, playing video games, watching television, or exercising.
Husband: ".........." (Eats dinner while running sleep mode)

Wife: "Whatcha thinking about?"

Husband: "..........Nothing." (Continues eating as he enters sleep mode again)
by Red_Shaft July 17, 2017
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Jul 18
The elevator is too slow; I'll take the magic stairs.
by Vivian2012 July 17, 2017
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Jul 17
When you become an option. You are not first pick of friends. When your friend starts dating someone and you are put up on a shelf until they have no other people to hang with.
I don't need you anymore, I'm dating somebody. So I'll put you up on the shelf until I have a need for you. You are my shelf friend.
by Pix_n_stones July 16, 2017
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Jul 16
When someone won't stop talking (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The talker has verbally forced you to stand there there and listen, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out. Examples: vacant stares, looking at your watch, checking your phone, answering in short one word phrases.
Girl 1 :So then I realized my cat really likes Meow Mix more than Frisky's but only if I mix it with Fancy Feast.

Girl 2: (Stares blankly)

Girl 1: Unless of course it's Chicken Livers from 9 Lives, Snowball loves that. It's her favorite.

Girl 2: Uh-huh.

Girl 1: Of course on her birthday I give her the good stuff, real tuna!

Girl 2: (Thinks fuck me, verbal handcuffs)
by pseudonymho February 03, 2010
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Jul 15
1. When Vladimir Putin smiles in a meme-worthy manner. (Name)

2. Feeling glad or smug. (Slang)

Antonym: Sadimir Putin
Gladimir Putin memes were all over my feed after the election.

When Dick found out his girlfriend wasn't pregnant, he was super Gladimir Putin.
by JHGC8 June 20, 2017
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