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Bastardization of 'Thnx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanks,' which is a bastardization of 'Thank You.'
<Biatch>: I killed your rabbit!
An oral condition that is the undesired result of consuming too many sodium injected foods, such as ham. The main symptom of ham tongue is a perpetual and unquenchable thirst accompanied by a lack of saliva.
"Pass me your Gatorade, I can't get rid of this ham tongue." "I am exhausted, I was up all night with my ham tongue."
A common cause of stress, often leading to paralysis and even death resulting from an overloaded email inbox.
Kevin sat down at his computer and froze in a state of inboxia as the 200 emails filtered in.
To bury someones face in a pile of canine of love and affection.
"I was feeling down so my boyfriend took me to the pet store and gave me a puppy bukakke. It was the sweetest thing ever"
When a manager says "we" and means "you"
Bossman: We need to fix this
Wageslave: OK, should I set up a meeting for us?
Bossman: No, just do it. That was the "managerial we"; I meant "you"
When you try to type "Go fuck yourself", but you auto correct turned it to that. Also can happen if you have large thumbs, and you type "go fuck yourself"
"Go duck yourself"
The disorder in which a person experiences excessive anger towards those who smack their food or breathe too heavily.
Rachel: "Dude, what's wrong with Tori?"
Truett: "Oh nothing, Sarah is eating and Tori is having some misophonia trouble."