The act of arranging bacon strips on a frying pan in the most efficient way possible given the dimensions of your pan. The goal is to maximize the number of bacon strips on the heating surface without leaving any part of any strip uncooked.
I have 100 square inches of bacon and only 36 square inches of frying pan area. Time to play bacon tetris.
A person who demands everyone's attendance at events and will not take "no" for an answer. Also, this person tends to discourage people from leaving social events and interrogates them as to the reason for the departure
Person 1: Are you going to happy hour?
Person 2: I wasn't planning on it but I didn't have a good excuse and Kristin wouldn't take "no" for an answer.
Person 1: She's such a social bully.
That ugly ass face people have in the morning before they drink their coffee.
Concerned husband: Honey you look awful. Are you coming down with something?
Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.
A mode available in modern web browsers that doesn't store any session information.
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flip flops or sandals, must have a strap between one or more toes, can be any material but leather is prefered
he came back from the beach and is still wearing his jesus shoes
Prying one's fat ass off the couch to get shit done. Ending (temporarily or permanently) one's sedentary lifestyle & actually doing shit.
Dude, delazify your ass & clean this shit hole up!
by Nasty Basty
A crease in your pants in the crotch section, which causes you to look like you're having an erection.
(especially embarrassing when you are a girl)
Everyone was looking at my pants boner, and then asked me if I was actually a boy.
(I am a girl)
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