Jul 21
Remark used when someone asks a question about something especially when it's really stupid.
Dumbass: What's wrong?
*Looks around the destroyed city*
Guy: What's wrong? Take a wild fucking guess.
by Thaddian July 09, 2015
Jul 20
To swear on a person you hold in high regard. Usually a deceased friend or relative.
Friend 1: "I already fucked Bob"
Friend 2: "You wellin, On who??"
by Dmula July 12, 2015
Jul 19
Female that is more plastic than human.
"Nothing on that gal is more than 5 years old. My daughter has Barbie dolls older than that. I wonder if she's stamped with a Body by Mattel" logo. " See fauxen
by MyDogHasAPirateBeard July 12, 2015
Jul 18
A relationship based solely on text messages to the extent that in-person interaction is awkward. Common in online dating situations.
We texted everyday for two weeks, she was flirty and funny, we got along great, but we tried meeting in person we were all text soaked. It was weird and awkward trying to talk
by HandsomeHair July 13, 2015
Jul 17
Verb. The desperately intense observation of your smart phone screen message thread, as you wait in hope for a reply from someone you are romantically engaged with.
I spent Saturday night Dot watching again, what did you do?
by hc88 July 15, 2015
Jul 16
It's a boxing term. It means that though you may be outclassed by your opponent, if you land a good punch, you can win.
Bob was down in the polls, but if he did well in the debate, he'd have puncher's chance of winning the election.
by BrianSnat July 15, 2015
Jul 14
Assault and Robbery or Against persons and Robbery is category of crime. It's a lingual abbreviation used by police or law enforcement.
- " I had a four man team for a big grab and lost one to smokies. I came looking to replace him. If you're still a badass!
- " I don't do A and R, man. No fucking bank job."
by dreamine July 10, 2015

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