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A crappy place, where teachers bore you 2 death, and then u commit suicide!
School...............................GAY!
School by J+G=PEPSI November 26, 2011

caresmatic 

Someone who is caresmatic is known to end up being crazy.
Hitler was too caresmatic
caresmatic by bnaynayy May 25, 2007

Infinity 

The only incomprehensible thing made by humans. It's not a number, it's a concept. Also what 6 year olds do to flex their knowledge and the worst thing you could say to a googologist.
First Example:
6yo one: Hey I know a really big number
6yo two: What?
6yo one: a trillion!
6yo two: I know a bigger number!
6yo one: What number?
6yo two: Infinity! It's bigger than every number.
6yo one: but what about Infinity plus one?
6yo two: Still Infinity!
6yo one: wtf you talkin

Second Example:
Idiot: hey aarex!
Aarex Tiaokhiao: what?
Idiot: I know a number that is bigger than every number you "invented"
Aarex Tiaokhiao: don't tell me it's...
Idiot: Infinity!
Aarex Tiaokhiao: (slaps his forehead as hard as possible)
Infinity by mrqwerty112358 August 23, 2021
Just one word,FUCKING PERFECTION.
Okay maybe two words.
Melis was here.
Melis by Boizy November 22, 2021

Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a β€œgoat” or a β€œpia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.
Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!
Goats Bladder by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020

colton clark 

A person who is absolutely obsessed with condoms, and loves to bang πŸ’¦πŸ’¦
Hey did you hear about that girl who got raped by colton clark.
colton clark by You're a cool April 26, 2017
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