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Purple Lips 

1. A strange man; accustomed to std's of various sorts, most typically herps. Named so by a condition which creates large purple lips of the face, purple lip's often acquired such a strange attribute from being the victim of parental child abuse, namely strangulation. However, a purple lips can thrive in society living only in the shadows donned in black leather. This condition can often contribute to premature balding, frequent masturbating, and booze induced evenings that more often than not lead to terrible tattooes of no significance. Memory's of those with the purple lip syndrome are often akin to those of stalkers and serial killers; extremely accurate to an eerie point.

2. To insert a male shaft into and out of your mouth slowly until release whilst being strangled.
1. person #1- "have you seen my black leather glove?"

purple lips- "of course! It's in your laundry hamper beneath the sock resting on your boxers"

person #1 - "....thanks??"

"mommy, I saw a purple lips in the alley!"

"we had better call the police dear"

2. "he purple lipsed me until I passed out."
Purple Lips by red lips October 22, 2010

logang bang 

A stupid name given to someone named logan
Look over their it's logang bang
logang bang by S_LUC1FER_666 October 9, 2023
Haven't you heard? I am Maitray.
Maitray by Biochemistry January 5, 2021
A man is the male of the human species. He treats his woman right. No cheating or lying or putting her down. A real man lives to please his woman, not every woman.
Little boys be out here cheating, disrespecting their women , and lying but a real man don't need to fake it to make it.
MAN by JUGGERNAUTICA April 16, 2024
1. A famous person who is not sexually active or in any type of relationship.
2. A famous incel (not very likely in the incel's lifetime).
3. A famous person of a religious order.
Dude, what if he went ER and became a celibrity?
celibrity by Shoe brush December 1, 2020
1. Fanatical followers of politician Bernie Sanders. They believe that once elected as president Sanders will usher in a socialist utopia through unknown means, likely a magic wand.
2. Those who turn every conversation and social media post towards how wonderful Sanders is as well as how horrible all who oppose him are. They are unable to talk about anything else unless absolutely necessary, and feel the need to talk about Sanders every moment of every day.
3. Those who refuse to acknowledge any negative in Sanders while failing to acknowledge any positive in his opponents. For example, Sanders is completely perfect while Hillary Clinton is Satan incarnate.
4. Those unable to accept facts unless they support Sanders. Anything in support of Sanders is the undoubted truth. Anything that is against or in doubt of Sanders is a lie told by corporate fascists to destroy the one person trying to save the world.
5. Those with no real understanding of the political process but believe they do. Their ideas are based more in fairy tale ideology than practicality. If asked about the source of their political information it will likely come from Tumblr or Twitter.
6. Those who believe that the rich and successful only got their through cheating and illegal means. They believe that the successful should have everything taken from them and given to them despite not doing anything to earn it.

A play on Sanders' slogan "Feel the Bern" and that most of his followers are burnouts.
My bernout coworker believes that the one and only reason Hillary Clinton is beating Bernie Sanders is that she somehow bought each and every single individual who voted for her and refuses to believe that anyone could possibly consider that she is better qualified than he is.
Bernout by CapSarcastica May 11, 2016

Rat Brains 

When a man squeezes his balls so that the scrotum bunches up slightly and takes on the appearance, shape, and texture of brains.
Carl pulled his balls out and showed everyone his rat brains.
Rat Brains by Crabkilla2001 January 16, 2009
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