Urban Dictionary
Streamingly
Streamingly by AKrossTheTable@gmail.com September 24, 2015
78th base
Step 1. Get more shitfaced than you've ever been in your entire life.
Step 2. Find someone you've only ever met once, like that one massive bitch from highschool who always used to fuck that one fuckmuffin at school but everyone secretly wanted to fuck anyway.
Step 3. Using telepathy to brainwash her and/or the threat of killing her entire family with your jackhammer shoes, get her drunk off her ass.
Step 4. Go back in time and double check that she's still a good lay while she's drunk.
Step 5. Come back to the present. If step 4 showed she's no good in bed while drunk, start over at step 1.
Step 6. If step 4 showed that she's still good in bed even while drunk, engage in at least 17.32 bases with her.
Step 7. Eat pi.
Step 8. Eat pie.
Step 9. Use your reality warping superpowers to bring comic book and/or video game characters to life that you want to fuck.
Step 10. Fuck the characters you brought to life in step 9.
Step 11. Repeat at least 41 more times.
Step 12. Engage in base 42.
Step 2. Find someone you've only ever met once, like that one massive bitch from highschool who always used to fuck that one fuckmuffin at school but everyone secretly wanted to fuck anyway.
Step 3. Using telepathy to brainwash her and/or the threat of killing her entire family with your jackhammer shoes, get her drunk off her ass.
Step 4. Go back in time and double check that she's still a good lay while she's drunk.
Step 5. Come back to the present. If step 4 showed she's no good in bed while drunk, start over at step 1.
Step 6. If step 4 showed that she's still good in bed even while drunk, engage in at least 17.32 bases with her.
Step 7. Eat pi.
Step 8. Eat pie.
Step 9. Use your reality warping superpowers to bring comic book and/or video game characters to life that you want to fuck.
Step 10. Fuck the characters you brought to life in step 9.
Step 11. Repeat at least 41 more times.
Step 12. Engage in base 42.
Craig: "Yo, Jake, you'll never guess where I've been for the past week and a half."
Jake: "You're absolutely right, Craig. I won't guess."
Craig: "Fine. Whatever. I'll just tell you. I got to 78th base."
Jake: "... What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Why are we even friends? And how the fuck do you even eat pi?"
Jake: "You're absolutely right, Craig. I won't guess."
Craig: "Fine. Whatever. I'll just tell you. I got to 78th base."
Jake: "... What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Why are we even friends? And how the fuck do you even eat pi?"
MySpace Hoes
Females on MySpace that do things they accuse their significant other of doing even though they participate in hypocritical situations themselves.
Searching for guys on the MySpace to talk to even though they are in a serious realtionship themselves or dedicating a page to a man that is a person they're not in a relationship with.
The MySpace Hoes are hypocrites because they have their page dedicated to a male celebrity while their significant has a page dedicated to their relationship.
The MySpace Hoes are hypocrites because they have their page dedicated to a male celebrity while their significant has a page dedicated to their relationship.
MySpace Hoes by Mistah X September 10, 2008
Greased Lightning
A form of suicide which consist of the victim dunking a fork in motor oil and then quickly inserting it into an electrical outlet.
Greased Lightning by Nordlord819 April 13, 2019
godhead
Oral sex rendered so exquisitely that the recipient soars headlong into a state of union with the divine ineffable.
godhead by jamchugger January 10, 2014