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A big furry bitch we love and must protect. She's incredibly talented at art and runs the show
1: She looks so pretty must be an Orlaith
Orlaith by Raisin sujsnsns January 26, 2019

harrison is a nonce 

My mate Harrison is a nonce and drives a white transit. He tells us in the pub that sweets aren’t enough these days so he uses free WiFi to lure the kids in.
Me: Hi Harrison did you get lucky today?

Harrison: Yes actually I did. And when I was finished I pushed them into the quarry.

Harrison is a nonce

Quinnfluence 

1.(adjective) the act of Quinn from Twitter sharing an opinion on twitter and influencing ideas.
2.(noun) Something that has been subject to quinnfluence.

Popular with DIY 5th Wave Emo reply guys.
“Quinn just talked about the newest Ben Quad single and how much he loves it, he’s quinnfluencing.”

“Quinn just posted this meme, now everyone is sharing. That’s the quinnfluence baby.
Quinnfluence by awfrickadoodle November 5, 2023

Knock It Under The Bed 

knocking your shlong under THE bed.
Adamn: Hey Ben what is up my niggy
Ben: Nothing just gonna Knock It Under THE Bed when i get home
Adamn: Can I join?
Ben: Only if you wear socks.
Adamn: Why is that?
Ben: Because if you wear socks nothing you do is gay.
Adamn: NOICE

Time clock tough guy 

An employee or employer on the clock who would never have guts to act or say such rude things off the clock.
Can you believe how hostile Keith acts towards new employees? If he said those comments off the clock he'd be clocked. He's definitely a time clock tough guy.
Time clock tough guy by YooJoe1 January 8, 2014

Douche Fished 

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.
Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.

I totally got Douche Fished.
Douche Fished by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015
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