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blumpkins 

giving a blowjob to someone while they are deficating
guy- give me blumpkins now BITCH!

crackwhore- as long as i get paid for this shit....
blumpkins by teh poof June 13, 2005
a white bitch who says the n-word but claims they didn’t. wont ever stop talking. constantly talking. thinks they’re funny but they’re actually just loud and annoying. someone who thinks they have a fat ass but they don’t.
“bro, you’re being a behmster right now. chill out.”
“i’m telling you, that behmster over there is not who you wanna be. they said the n-word and claimed they didn’t but there’s literally proof.”
“chill out, behmster.”
behmster by coochieblaster9973 November 3, 2021

true times two

A statement attesting to the veracity of an assertion. Origination stems from the phrase, double true, made famous by Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell in their SNL skit, Lazy Sunday.
Guy 1: You could see Lindsay Lohan's smash up coming from a mile a way.

Guy 2: True dat!

Guy 1: True times two!
true times two by Davenator June 22, 2007

tyler stanley 

A nerdy person who lives in califronia.

Also only wears banana republic
Theres that nerd Tyler stanley
I shouldn't have started that argument last night, I feel a bit stink now.
stink by Johnny Mindless September 5, 2007
Term referring to the hoes of the e-community (internet). Normally used by males and females for means of bastermation.
I need some ehoes!
Ehoes by Pippynaught October 3, 2008
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